Caviar: Why were you up yesterday until 3am?
Mocha: How did you know I was up until 3am?
Cupcake: We could hear you clapping to the FRIENDS intro every 25 minutes.
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Cupcake: Why is Starfruit making me do the dishes again? You haven't washed them in a week, Sushi!
Sushi: It's because I'm Starfruit's favorite.
Cupcake: I hate you.
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Sushi: Hey, Joe said he's coming over this afternoon.
Waffle: Cool.
Sushi: Do you know who Joe is?
Waffle: JOE MAMA!
Mocha, not even looking up from their phone: Damn, that backfired.
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Mocha: I think you're still suffering the effects of your party last night.
Roquefort: All I drank was Redbull!
Mocha: How many?
Roquefort: Eighteen.
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Flan: I feel like Roquefort is looking down on me.
Eggnog: That's because they're on the counter and you're short.
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Candy Corn: What happened to your nose?
Flan: I used it to break some enemy's fist.
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Pepper: Ah, Hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this.
Pineberry: Maybe we would, if you would sTOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE!!!
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Flan: Okay, what does A stand for?
Pepper: Arson.
Flan: Aw, you're so good. Okay! B! What does B stand for?
Pepper: Barson.
Candy Corn: *laughter*
Flan: What stands for C?
Pepper: Commit arson.
Candy Corn: Oooo.
Flan: D!
Pepper: Don't come near me, I'm going to commit arson.
Candy Corn: *more laughter*
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Sushi: Mocha, when's your birthday?
Mocha: Why? So you can look up my natal chart? So you can figure out my weaknesses? So you can destroy me?
Sushi: ...So I know when to wish you a happy birthday.
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Pepper: It's funny how well you and Pineberry get along. Didn't they hate you at first?
Eggnog: Pineberry hates everybody at first. It's their way of reaching out to people.
