Re-Making ! - S.O.W.F.

CHAPTER THREE - the mass murder bunny suit genocide

Rei POV:

It's do anything you want day so..

I put on my bunny suit, tighten my corset up, put on my garters to lift up my thigh high long black translucent stockings, wear my black heels and put on bunny ears and a bunny tail.

I grab a cigarette and smoke outside the dressing room

"You done, Luwi?" I asked Ludwig

"WHY DOES THIS HAVE TO BE SO DAMN TIGHT AND.. REVEALING?? AND WHY DO WE HAVE TO WEAR THIS.." Ludwig asked, concerned

"Don't worry I'm coming in to tighten your corset and help you with your fishnets! ATLEAST you have a translucent long sleeve turtleneck.. under clothe thingies?? I'm not sure what their called.." I told him, ignoring his question

5 minutes later and I hear someone knock on the door

I open it to find Minah in a suit

"Hoho~ looking good Rei! Hehehe.. how's Luwi?"
Minah asked teasingly

"He's doing anazingly well, come in! Hes sobbing in the corner on how revealing his outfit is  😭💔" I said sarcastically

Luwi was wearing a translucent long sleeve skinsuit (I think?? Can't find the thing idk sumn like scaramussy wears) with a bunny suit with black short shorts and a black corset, fishnets and dark heeled boots

"oOOooOooOhhHh~ someone's looking like a bottom!" Minah said teasing Luwi

"Shut the fuck up." Luwi said

Me and Minah laughed like there was no tomorrow

"It.isnt.funny." Luwi said, pissed as fuck

"Well are we gonna go on stage or what? PFFHHTTTT--"
Before Minah could get a response to her question, she laughed when Luwi stood up
Cause apparently she said herself his outfit looks so ready to go clubbing

Seeing the discomfort in Luwi's face, I got a jacket and covered him up so he could atleast feel comfortable

We went to go to the mess hall to see what the others were doing
..
...
What. The. Fuck.

There's blood on the walls?? People screaming??

I mean they really did say do anything you want day so..

WHY DIDNT THEY TELL ME THEIR GOING TO KILL PEOPLE WITHOUT ME??

"Guys, let's get this party started, hoes." I say as me and Luwi grab out our butterfly knives and Minah gets her poison arrows and her bow

We see Stella in the far distance fighting off fans and killing them with a damn AK?? The fuck she got that from??

"My this is starting to look apocalyptic! Let's do her a favor and kill those people and defend her side for the laughs and lols" I said, already darting some of the fans

Ok so like you know season one episode six of helluva boss?? Yeah that one epic fight scene?? Yeah that in a live action 4k even better

I used someone's bones as nunchucks as I kick some fan's balls and strangle people with my thighs and when I let go I stepped on them with my heel

Meanwhile with Luwi he uses damn FUCKING SPELLS?? WHERE THE FUCK DID HE FIND MY MISSING BOOK OF WITCHCRAFT??

And with Minah shes just machine gun ganyu 💀💀 she pulled out a large ass bazooka with the name: "MY BIG FAT COCK" and the missle was named "CLIMAX MOTHERFUCKER"

Stella was beheading people and shooting stars into people's eyes out of nowhere, also using ninja stars to make people blind

After a huge fucktone of outsiders were killed, we FUCKING tortured the dead bodies and called it a day

Drank at the bar, did some karaoke and got drunk to the point I think me and someone made out but I don't recall who lol but it doesn't matter

*Meeka Bursted through the door*
GEY ASSHOLE U FORGOT ABOt MNNMMEE

Meemeeko: wait isn't it too late for an April fool's chapter???
Rei: haha whore it's LATEpril fool's, if it's still April it's still April fool's 😫

nyxie poopoo: fair point rei

Hey scene slut
Still cutting tonight
That's why my wrists are so sore
I know you got a boyfriend
But ur a whore
And their drinking shots
Off of the floor

Also guys, this is an uncannon chapter. FULLY UNCANNON. 💀💀 LMAOO IMAGINE MINAH WITH A BAZOOKA WITH THE WORDS MY COCK IN IT HAAHAJSJSJSKDJXNI also happy easter i guess

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