3 | Ducks vs. Rabbits

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Romin: Ducks are better than rabbits.

Wonjun: What? Rabbits are adorable. Have you ever been in a fight with a duck? Ducks are jerks.

Wonhyuk: Duck is delicious! Rabbit is all gamey.

Wonjun: We're not talking about flavor, Wonhyuk!

Wonhyuk: Flavor counts!

Wonjun: Besides that, who carries around a duck's foot for good luck? Anyone?

Yejun: You wrap yourself in a comforter stuffed with rabbit hair. I'll wrap myself in a comforter stuffed with duck feathers! Who's cozier?

Wonjun: Okay, but-

Yejun: NO, NO, NO, NO. WHO'S COZIER?

Wonhyuk: ...Then why don't we take a rabbit, a duck, stick 'em in a cardboard box and let them fight it out!

Wonjun: BECAUSE IT'S ILLEGAL, WONHYUK!

Wonhyuk: ONLY IF WE BET ON IT, WONJUN!

Romin: I- Jesus-

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