chapter 1: going stupid

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edit:jack is the creator of the story ,just so you guys know lol

So here's a story of Me, yes, Hydro, I'm the narrator don't fricking judge. Me, electroman, and Jack were going on a trip together, but there's some family reunion going on. I was enjoying the reunion, jack, and Electro too. Suddenly decided to sleep, but this morning, me and my bois wanted to do something more epic.

Seriously, Hydro got a Dog car from Dumb and Dumber. But seriously right now, me, Jack, and Electro were going for some trip of adventures. Well misadventures. But there we go, were going on a trip together, but there will be something going on.

jack: damn dude where did you get this car

hydro: well shit idk i got it from a friend named spaget but idk how we got it

narrator: spaget is a good friend of these guys

elecrtoman: damn this dude has everything

hydro: ik right, he once tried to sell me a minion dildo for no reason, but gotta respect the hustle

electro and jack: whats a dildo

hydro: idk but it looked like a wee wee

jack: well i don't feel like talking about that so what should we talk bout

hydro: lets talk bout the family reunion, you know im happy that we didn't go there, it was worth it

electro: yeah man it was radical

jack: yeah, i wonder what we will do!

random person driving: why is there kids driving around a Pitbull motorcycle

jack: hey i have a question Hydro

hydro: what is it?

jack: do you have a drivers license for this pitbull motorcycle?

hydro: ...

electroman: oh shit

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