34 year old beyonce has finally realized she wasn't going to have a love life so she plans on going to a sperm clinic to try for a baby but the thing is they have to do it the old fashion way.
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January 19, 2010 4:57 pm
"Damn it- Kerry I said a curve font for this magazine" I yelled out my door before slamming it. I sat in my office chair rethinking things that shouldn't be on my mind right now.
I haven't been in a relationship for almost 7 years now. It's not because I keep getting rejected I mean look at me.
If anything I reject people because they don't meet my standards. I never go lower than any of my standards because that's just setting yourself up for failure.
1. Loyal 2. you have to know how to carry yourself 3. Honesty 4. Communicate 5. Not being jealous 6. Clean 7. Know what you are doing when you get with me 8. Know how to think long term
I'm thinking of getting a sperm donor. I've always wanted to have a biological baby with the man that I love.
But since I haven't had any luck with men or women cause you know ain't nothing wrong with getting fucked by both genders.
Anyways back to what I was saying, I haven't had any luck in the relationship department all these men and women just want a sneaky link or to hit me up when they need me.
I don't like that. Y'all can call me high maintenance or whatever but, I like things the old-fashioned way.
Like if we're talking you're only talking to me in a relationship way. Or if you're trying to talk to me then ghost me.
We're doing a wrap-around. You gotta go, bae.
"Kerry I'm leaving for today fix that fucking paper you call a masterpiece." I packed my things up and went down to the garage filled with other people's cars and golf carts.
Stepping up to my white Tesla car I noticed I need another car wash and need to charge it since it's on 45%.
After basically fighting the air I turned on my car and the AC since it's 94* degrees outside. Once I started driving I needed a pick me up so I went to my favorite place on earth.
Popeyes.
I don't care how much money I have I will always eat some Popeyes with the 4-piece combo extra hot sauce, Waiting in the drive-thru line my mother called.
"Hi baby, you never call me now you live in big L.A."
"Hey, Beyonce how are you? What's going on in your life right now? Oh nothing I have a bad headache and I'm thinking of getting a sperm donor just to have a family"
