Directioners Only.

liam

I'm so creepy that when I break into Liam's house , I'll be sitting in the dark with a glass of champagne in my hand.

When he walks inside and switches his lamp on I'll be like -

"Mr Payne , I have summoned you."

*evil smirk*

*picks up a remote that locks everything*

"Shall we shag now or later?" Says in an Austin powers voice.