Alhaithams eyes fluttered open, first he saw darkness for his eyes had not yet adjusted to the dark.
Once they did the first thing he saw was a neon orange thing? no it was hair. Alheithem stood up from his corner at the edge of a wall in a small room.
Alhaithams brow furrowed in confusion. The unconscious body of a person about his size was propped against he wall just to the right of where he woke up.
The man started to stir and Alhaitham backed up against the third wall.
The two men locked eyes and His voice fractured the silence.
"Hi I'm Childe! the eleventh fatui-"
"Fatui?" Alhaitham muttered.
"like the docter?-"
A happy sort of music started to play through the small speakers that alhaitham had just noticed in the wall.
"Welcome, Welcome."
"To the Teyvat Dating Game!"
"What the hell-"
Alhaitham thought the same thing but yet no words escaped from his mouth.
"Who are you?" Alhaitham says calmly.
"It doesn't matter! but you are here because when I see two tall sexy males with almost cannon boyfriends of course i'm going to kidnap you."
A light sparks up and the fourth wall breaks, and two chairs facing the opposite direction appear.
The chairs slowly turn around and ominous music echoes through the room emitted from the speakers.
Kaveh in one chair and a man with brown hair, and A RAT TAIL!?!?!??!??!
"Zhongli." Escapes childes lips in a whisper.
They were bound to chairs in rope and duct tape over their mouths.
From the speakers another message is said "Who ever has the most rizz, by the contestants in the chairs vote will escape ALIVE."
The speaker goes silent, and childe starts to smirk Alheithem closes his eyes in exasperation, and zhongli somehow out of his bounds starts to hop, and hop until a Bugatti appears out of nowhere..
Childe literally hops into zhonglis new Bugatti and laughs and rates his rizz 10/10 and they drive off and break the third wall-
Alhaitham walks out of the broken wall leaving kaveh in the rubble alone.
YOU ARE READING
childe vs alheithem WHO WILL FIND LOVE FIRST??
Humor(This is a joke) childe and Alheithem are pulled into a dark house with no exit, the only way out. FIND LOVE!!
