Romance for dummies [Pip x Damien Dip South Park] NOT DONE YET

British Kid

Damien pov:

All of these stupid kids, it's only been 3 minutes in class and I already have to go to the principal office just because I fling off that fat kid's table.

*Damien enters the principal office*

"So Damien, what did you fling off Eric's table?" the principal said "Well you see he make fun of my hair!" I said "You don't need to fling off the table. You need to pay for the damage that you did young man!" the principal said. I look him in the eyes and set him on fire, he running around in pain what a loser. I walk out of the principal office and see that all the kids are in the cafeteria, I get my food and saw the fat kid and his friends. I decided to sit next to them but they kick me off their table and then I looked around to see some free table to eat and there is the Blonde kid from class. I put my food on the table and then the blonde said "Oh, Good day, Damien. my name is Phillip but they call me Pip because they hate me" "Then I will call you Pip!" I said to him "Right-o!". The fat calls me from my back and I turn around they said "Hey new kid! Kenny said he saw your mom drop off you this morning and is a real dog!" the blue hat kid said and then Kenny mumbled about my mom. My blood started to boil "That does it wooppa!" turned Kenny into a platypus the kids were shocked and then they run away. I turn back to the pip his face all red of a sudden and then he said "Do you want to hang out on the playground with me?" "Sure" I said "wonder-full let's go!" he said as I follow him to the playground.

[I got no idea left sorry]