so you were getting lit on that fire Zaza your friends gave you
"Yooooo y/n I'm gonna go! byeee" F/n said
They left before you could even say bye
"Whatever! gurl bye!" You said as you walk over to the couch
"Ughhhhhhhhhhhh" you turned on the TV
And put something on like Rick and Morty cuz you're a loser or something
You started to smoke the rest of the weed your friend gave you
"DAMN!! Bitch I'm hungry"
you walk to the kitchen and grab bread and pickles
You take your shit over to the table
"Pickle sandwich" you stare at the table and drop your sandwich
"god damn sharty!"
You push everything off the table and start to hump the table
It squeaks from the friction "shhhhhh baby" you moan as you pull out your erection "tehe" you say as you put it up against the table
You start to hump it faster 💪 "hurgablurgkagarg" you moan
You started getting splinters in your dick but you didn't care "AHH! IM CUM" you moan as you finish all over the table
You ride out your high
"Uggh i love you" you say to the table as you try and catch your breath
You pass out from blood lost cuz you anemic AF
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