ok ok ok. this might seem random. but have you ever, like, looked at a goose.
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I mean. their eyes. why are they like that??? and the mouths?? are like. rubbery??? I dunno, they look like rubber.
and have you SEEN their necks?? like, giraffes are cool. their necks look normal. but GEESE?
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how do they sleep? are they like, sprawled across the ground like a baby owl? do they curl up their necks like a snake? do they tuck them into their bodies like a turtle? these are the questions that keep me up at night.
last but NOT least, the legs. like, how do they walk?? it's like if we, humans, had no normal legs and tied twigs to our waists. how do those spindly things support the weight of a goose??
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