Subscribed ~ A Dan Howell Fanfic

Chapter 4

The day was unusually sunny, the sun brightening Dan's face as he squinted, pointing at something.

"That's Ben. Isn't it amazing?" He said.

"Oh, a clock. Don't have those in America!" I said sarcastically, before winking. "I'm just kidding, yeah, it's cool."

"I think we should hit the cafe now!" He said, leading me down a side street.

"TEA TIME!!!" I said in a British accent.

"I was going to get coffee, but okay!" Dan said.

"Every time is tea time!" I said, imitating the British people in a mock accent.

"Your accent is good! I can hardly tell you live in America!" Dan praised.

"My country 'tis of thee, sweet land of obesity!" I sang.

"I don't think that's how it goes." Dan tells me.

Finally, after many stereotypical jokes about each other's homeland, we arrived at the coffee shop.

Soft violin music was playing in the background, filling any possible awkward silences with legato music phrases. The booths were comfy, made out of maroon leather.

"Wow, it is pretty here. Do you take lots of girls here?" I asked, his face brightening into a red.

"No! I just found it walking around London once after filming a video and now I go here a lot." He dismissed me.

He led me to a corner booth looking out two windows. The booth was painted in sunlight. I gasped quietly.

"It's so pretty!" I said. He ushered me into a seat and sat opposite me.

Real flowers sat in a vase between us. The lacy curtains gave off patterned shadows on Dan's face. I crossed my legs under the table.

A waiter approached us with menus.

"Order when you're ready, please." He said. He laid the two laminated menus on the table. I picked the top one up and sifted through the contents.

"This one sounds good," I said, pointing to some fancy drink on the third page. He nodded, saying, "I've already got mine picked out. I order this every time I go here." He showed me a pretty looking coffee on the menu.

The waiter came back. "Ready to order?"

"I would like the (Favorite cafe drink)." I said. He scribbled something down on his notepad.

"And I will have the caffe mocchiato." Dan said.

While we waited for our drinks, we were bombarded by some fans, two boys and two girls. For some reason, I have a weird army of fanboys that are basically crazy. It's like fangirls, only slightly crazier. If you saw a fanboy you might know what I mean.

They asked for pictures and a signature. The girls came up to Dan and asked him the same thing. We delivered.

But something that one of the girls said to her friend really caught me.

"Hmm... Y/N and Dan... a new ship?" One of the girls laughed and nodded.

"Yeah! (Insert your name mixed with Dan's name here)!" The other replied. They left.

"Uhh..." We said in unison.

I decided to break the silence.

"Wanna bet there is some fan fiction out there of us?" I dug out my phone to do a google search.

"Oh, one hundred percent likelihood." Dan laughed.

I finished the Google search. A few results popped up.