After Waltuh,Dio and Jeashure finished making the methr they were all hungry horny and thirsty so they thought it was the best thing to do was go to the Hello Kitty Cafe."ZAMN YO!!🤨🔥🔥 this place is kawaii asf biatch yo🤨🔥🔥"
"JESEERWS URS MOTHER HUNG HERSELF" Waltuh said calmly
"I Dio Brando HATE hello kitty 😡 it does NOT tickle my pickle"
"Yo dudes we need to get a table yo 🤨 YO LADY PERSON WE NEEDS A TABLE YO!!!🤨🔥🔥🔥🔥" jeasheuernajessr pleaded to one of the waitresses
Jessr did another awesome fucking backflip INSIDE the hello kitty cafe
"Ok guys! Hello my name is Butt Tickling Bandit and I shall be serving you this evening at the hello kitty cafe! Here are your menus and let me know when you need some refreshments ☺️😜🤭"
Butt tickling bandit scattered away to go clean some tables.
Dio glanced at the menu and blushed "oh my goodness waltuh looks so kawaii >_<,oh my god I'm going to shit myself wait...THIS IS MY CHANCE!!! I can share a drinky with Waltuh and get a indirect kiss it would be so romantic😍😍😍"
Butt Tickinh bandit came back to ask for drinks
"What y'all wanna drink 🤭🤭🤭""I WANF HELLO KITTY PISS YO 🤨🔥"
Jessr screamed"Ok!,and for you two?"
"I DIO WOULD LIKE TO SHARE A DRINK WITH WALTUH WE SHALL HAVE THE KITTY CUM SURPRISE"
Dio SHRIEKED In desperation to have a lil taste of Waltuhs succulent plump lips."Ok! They shall be out in a minute"
Butt ticklin bandit walked away"DIO WHY DO U WANT TO SHARE A DRINK WITH ME? THATS GAY I HATE GAY PEOPLE" Waltuh replied calmly
Dio slumped into the booth like a submissive little shit "I-I-I-I-I-I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD BONDING TACTIC IVE ONLY MET YOU YESTERDAY KYAAAAA~>_<"
"Oh......ok...anyway...JESSR ITS MY DAILY BLOWJOB TIME 😡😡😡😡 GET DOWN HERE NOWWWWWW"
"Yo man I need to drink my kitty piss man my mouff be hella dry yo 😰🔥"
"JESSR IDC I NEED MY COCK TO BE SUCKD NNNNNOOOOOOWWW-"
The cafe door sprung open. Everyone turned in confusion.they turned to a sussy homeless man holding a bazooka
SERJ TANIKAN FROM SYSTEM OF A DOWN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
"IT IS I, SERJ TANIKAN!!!! I HAVE COME TO KILL YOU ALL!!!!!" Serj meowed
"Ah hell nah yo Serj Tanikan is gonna kill us all yo 😰😰🔥🔥🔥 this ain't squanchin fr on ja no cack Yo🤨🔥" Jessr wailed in fear.
"I SHALL START WITH YOU WALTER WHITE!!! YOU SOLD MY KID METHR FOR FIVE SHMACKAROOS!!! 😡😡😡 YOU SHALL FUCKING DIE CUNT"
"Jessr who is this guy? I sell my yummy methr to tons of people." Walter questioned him.
"MY SON uh I forgor :/ ANYWAY YOU SHALL FUCKING DIE"
"I Dio Brando saw in the news paper that your son died by choking on uncooked pasta I presume? That happened several decades ago"
"Yeah yo 🤨🔥🔥🔥🔥 I saw that to biatch yo 🤨🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥" jessr agreed with Dio.
".... IDC I HAVE NOTGING TO LOOSE I SHALL KILL YOH WALTUH RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW!!!! >:D"
Serj pressed the bazooka to Waltuhs fourhead
"SHUUUUUGAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
"NOOOOOOOOOO WALTUH SAMAAAAAA"
Right as Serj was about to pull the trigger Dio jumped on ass first onto Serj's face he suffocated and died.
"Woah...Dio..."
Waltuh looked at Dio with glossy and vulnerable look in his eye and said.
"DIO WTF I WANTED TO DIE 😡😡😡😡😡 THIS BREAST CANCER AINT KILLING ME FAST ENOUGH SI MIGHT ASWELL DIE NOW!1!1!1!1!!2 MY DAY IS RUINED BC OF UR FAT ASS IM LEAVING NOW!1!!11!!11!1!"
Waltuh faded out of the cafe angrily
"Well...yo....that was smthn let's go to dennys 🤨🔥🔥🔥 yo"
I got a little too into this chapter-