bfdi oneshots actually maybe fnaf oneshots tooWARNING VERY DUMB

🥵Four x X🥵

(EVEN IF THEY ARE ALIENS IM GONNA GIVE FOUR A S I N G U L A R  PENIS AND X A  VA JAY JAY)

this is humanized btw

thinking will be in brackets like

[hi these are thoughts]

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*yawn*

Four yawned as they slowly opened their eyes. It was 7 in the morning and they were at peace.

* BEEP BEEP BEEP * Four jumped as their alarm clock went off. They turned it off and pondered: [What the hell did I set an alarm clock for?] Four growled as they remembered. " Oh right I gotta tend to those damn fucking kids. Ugh." They moaned as they stretched and got up off the bed.

[Gotta get X.], they thought. X shared a house with Four because they would be in the same area for a long time.  That reality show was a little annoying sometimes, but Four didn't mind because they got X as a co host. ( And secretly because X got to sleep in Four's house.)

Four walks over to X's room and yeets open the door. 

***BLAM***

X, surprisingly, doesn't look up. [They must have their headphones in], Four thought, their eyes drifting to X's computer screen. Four's eye widen in shock.

Just then, as Four was tip-toeing over, they stepped on a squeaky floorboard.

*SQUEEK* 

X takes out their earbuds and swivels around on their chair, coming face to face with Four. X's face immediately turns as red as a tomato, their very wet entrance fully exposed. 

" SHIT I mean hi Four...?" X's eyes drift downwards at Four's steadily hardening member. "Ah, I see you decided not to wear pants today... hehe" X says while their blush gets more and more vivid.  

Four glances down and very quickly covers their already fully erect member, their face becoming a lovely shade of red.

"hmm" X looks up at nothing and pulls a 🤔 face. " Ah! I can think of a way we can solve both of our problems..."

X leaped from their swivel chair and got positioned in between Four's legs.

Four's cock twitched. Four bit their lip. In one swift motion,  X engulfed Four's ENTIRE length, all 11 inches.

"AAHHH~"

Four had a whole body shudder and moaned  really loudly. Surprisingly, X didn't gag one bit. Even Four was caught off guard. "The hell? Is that even possible?" X pulled their mouth off of Four and opened it, starting to explain. "Well actually-MMmmmf~" 

X was interrupted by Four's throbbing cock being shoved balls deep into X's mouth.

Four then starts face-fucking X. Hard. X could tell Four was going to cum, so they started sucking on their dick harder. "FUCK DON'T STOP I'M GONNA -" Four shuddered and let out a loud moan and released in X's mouth, whereas X swallows all of it.

Four leans on X's table, panting, when a thought crossed their mind: " Wait. Didn't you say you could solve both of our problems?"

"Oh yeah! Here, let me help. Stick two of your fingers up, and hold them there. You'll figure out what's happening soon enough- Ahhh~" Luckily for X, Four had already figured out what X was implying. 

(btw i am often confused by the positions in things so I'll describe them. Four is sitting on the ground between x's legs and their dick is positioned directly below x's vag but they dont realize this yes heehehehhe)

Four had stuck two of their fingers inside of X's dripping wet pussy and had already started moving. X moaned cutely and slumped over on their table. " Fuck... ah... DID YOUR FINGERS GET FUCKING BIGGER????" Four giggled and replied, "Noooo... yes? But it doesn't matter, you seem to be enjoying yourself~" X was a moaning and blushing mess. "FUCK PLEASE GO FASTER I'M- ahh- I'M CLOSE" Four chuckled and happily obliged. "ahh ah shit damn i ah IM GONNA CUM AAHH" And just as they said that, Four leaned over and started sucking X's clit, which put them over the edge. X came, and like they did to Four, Four swallowed all of it.

X sighed happily, panting. They sat down next to Four and said, "Wow. Haha! That was better than watching the hub alone!"

Four chuckled and put their arm around X. "Instead of watching the hub next time, just call me and I will be happy to 'tend to your needs'..."

A/N: Wow that was my first time writing a story on wattpad. Let me know how it worked out and I appreciate constructive criticism, NOT HATE COMMENTS. There is a difference between constructive criticism and hate comments. Find it.