UNCLE SAM DIDDLED ME IN A CLOSET

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I'm taking with grandpa stewart, I'm taking with uncle sam, he diddled me in a closet, he said my thighs looked like ham. 

I CAN'T BELIEVE I GOT DIDDLED IN A CLOSET! CAN'T BELIEVE I GOT DIDDLED IN A CLOSET! CAN'T BELIEVE I GOT DIDDLED IN A CLOSET! CAN'T BELIEVE I GOT DIDDLED IN A CLOSET! NOOOO DON'T DIDDLE ME!! MY MISS LITTLE TIMMY?? (Idfk bruh) I'M SO SAD CAUSE I GOT DIDDLED, WHEN I WAS VERY LITTLE!!

OH! OH! OH! OH! OH!~ Drum Solo!! *Drumming noises* I don't actually have a drum I'm just slapping my guitar, am I gonna break it?

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