1- stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
2- greet everonewith a warm handshake and ask him or herto call you admiral.
3- MEOW occasionally.
4- stare at onother passenger for awhile, then announce wide-eyed and in horror "your one of them" then back away slowly.
5- say "DING" at each floor.
6- make explosion noises when someone presses a button.
7- draw a little square on the floor with chalk and then announce to the other passengers: "this is my personal space".
8- when there is onlyone other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder. then pretend it wasnt you.
9- drop a pen and wait until someone reachesto help pck it up, thenscream: "thats mine!!!!"
10- call out :group hug", then enforce it.
