I walk out the door getting in my car and i drive to the cemetery

Tegan : hi
Andy : hi

He gets up hugging me

Tegan ; theres a bench
Andy : i got it

I look at him

Andy : i spoke to James's family and they said i could get the bench i just thought if someone wants to sit up here they have the bench .
Tegan: its nice

I bend down and i put the flowers down and i stand back up looking at the flowers that had been put down .

Myka ; hi
Andy : hi
Malika : theres a bench
Tegan : andy got it with permission
Myka: its nice aleast when we come up and see him and we have some where to sit
Malika : exactly

I hug them both and we sit down

Myka ; its lovely here
Andy : he would hate this us sitting up here
Malika : oh he would want us to be partying right now
Tegan ; if he was here right now he would be complaining so much right now
Andy: oh he would be like this bullshit i want to be out partying drinking but we can't cause of covid
Myka: if covid wasn't a thing and he was here right now we would be down the pub either wasted or not far off wasted .
Andy : and he would be saying about pulling
Tegan : oh god he would going I'm gonna pull watch me I'm gonna pull I'm gonna get with the fittest bird possible just u wait
Malika : then he wouldn't pull anyone

We all start laughing

Myka : and we all used to take the piss out of him because he was always so sure he was gonna pull but he never did
Andy : well he took the piss out of us he was the worst
Tegan: he was awful and i might have complained so much but i wouldn't have changed him
Malika : none of us would of have changed him and he wouldn't of changed anyway
Myka ; he always stuck to what he said
Tegan ; always
Andy : he should be here
Malika : it isn't the same without him
Myka : i miss him
Tegan : so do i
Andy : we all done
Malika: he really should be here
Tegan : we would also be hearing how he's getting old
Andy ; oh God he would be going oh as if I'm turning fucking 24
Malika : not turning turned
Tegan ; and then he would scream
Myka ; he knew how to scream
Andy : he had some lungs on him
Malika : and he had the funniest laugh
Tegan : god be would be rinsing us for being a bunch of wet wipes

We all start laughing

Myka : we are wet wipes
Andy : no

We all look at him

Andy : today is the only day you'll see me be a wet wipe
Malika : nice
Tegan : what time do James's family want us there
Andy ; they said any time after 3
Myka : so not much longer
Malika ; can we get some McDonald's
Myka ; malika
Malika : a girl has got to eat and u know i eat when I'm sad today is really sad day
Andy ; it shouldn't be sad he would want us to celebrate
Malika: i can still be sad McDonald's
Tegan ; yes
Myka ; fine
Andy ; McDonald's it is then
Malika: see u soon james
Tegan : we love u
Andy ; thinking of u
Myka : always

We get in our cars and we all meet each other at the McDonald's

Myka : as if we atchully eating McDonald's
Malika : McDonald's is good
Andy ; nando's is better
Myka : agreed
Malika ; McDonald's
Tegan ; McDonald's is quick and easy but nando's is better even tho I've had it maybe 3 or 4 times
Andy : nando's is better
Malika ; shh
Myka : 3 against 1
Malika : your my twin yoir meant to be on my side always
Myka ; am i
Malika ; yes
Andy : didn't realise thats how it works
Myka ; sometimes it does but right now it doesn't
Malika : yh yh ok what ever james would agree McDonald's was better
Andy : no he wouldn't and even he did it would still be 3 against 2
Malika: oh what ever
Tegan : were eating this bit as soon as we get to James's his mums gonna be like eat eat eat .
Andy ; fine by me McDonald's never fills me and her cookimg elite
Myka : oh its so good
Tegan : not even joking if i had to choose one thing to eat for the rest of my life it will honestly be her pasta
Andy : that shit slaps
Myka : i think i could eat that for the rest of my life aswell
Malika: her slow cooked beef
Andy: now that i could eat for the rest of my life
Myka ; and she always cooks for an army
Tegan: i always over cook
Andy: i don't cook
Malika : u need to learn to cook a guy who can't cook is an ick
Andy ; no its not
Myka : men just give me the ick anyway
Tegan ; does a girl need to know how to cook or does it give u the ick
Myka ; wouldn't say gives me the ick but I'd prefer if she could cook what about u
Tegan: same as u doesn't give me the ick but I'd prefer if u did cook but if they don't not the end of the world.
Malika : see they need to able to cook
Andy : or its a ick
Malika : yes
Myka ; your so pickey
Malika : i know what i want
Tegan: i think its good shes pickey aleast she knows what she likes and what she wants . I rate it cause aleast she isn't get with tom dick and bloody harry
Myka ; maybe u are the smart one
Malika: I've always been the smart one
Myka: yh ok
Andy : right are we reasy to go
Tegan ; yes

We all get up walking out and we make our way to James's family place

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