Tim the cockroach was a silly little guy who liked to fly into walls and land on peoples faces out of pure fury.Y/N loved that about tim. he was sexy and hot AND he was funny. Y/N had a crush on tim, but would never dare to reveal it. Tim was too cool for Y/N, so Y/N would just admire him from the sidelines. watching him and all his cockroach bros from football laugh with eachother, Y/N felt lonely. So they came up with a plan! they would confess to tim about their feelings. Y/N left a love letter in tims locker asking him to meet them under the cherry tree in the back of the school. When the day came, Y/N waited. And waited. and finally! it was tim walking up under the tree with his slick combed back antlers and his bulky muscular arms. Y/N drooled.
''Um! I-I-I-iiiiii-iii--i-i-i- lo-o-lo-lolove you!'' y/n gave puppy dog eyes
''i like guys'' tim says
''u wanna g-g-go out?''
''im gay...''
''No ur not'' y/n says
''im dating ur brothr'' says tim finally
y/n breaks. they cry, they squeal they perish in anguish. they will commit world dominantion over this. and its all that cockroaches fault...
TIMD SKIP
y/n then went on to dominate the world. they then flew into a pool because it was shiny and blue and died. not before being recconected wkth their friend dear tim who watched from above
