Okay so hawks was ur bf for a few years now, you guys lived happily in his nest in the north moutains 🥰🥰🥰🥰 cause Hawks is so ugly that the government refuses to pay him money so his hero work is all voluntary 😛😛 isnt that sooo cute omggg!!! Ik everyone is so jealous rn 🦅🦅🦅
So anywho yall lived in the crusty nest built of thin sticks and poo logs to keep the structure together 🪵🪵🪵🪵 and sooo all u guys did was makeout and lay on ur eggs all day 💃💃💃 Y/N was also a bird so it worked out great, u guys were a matchmake in heaven but one day...
U realized how ugly hawks really was and decided to drop a few last logs on his face while he was sleeping at 3am and flew off into the night hoping to find another mate 😈😈😈
When Hawks woke up he realized his babybird Y/N was missing so he went beast mode and started shitting out bricks cause he was so mad Y/N flew her bird ass out of his shit infested nest. "How could she 👹👹👹🦅🦅🦅, when I see her im gonna cackaw her ass into chicken wings with bbq sauce and feed them to the egg kids were having"
Hawks became sooo yandere!! 😰😰😰😰
Y/N started dating Dabi cause he came up to her and asked if she wanted to be his little mouse 🐭🐭🐭🐭 and ofc she was taken by his beautiful freshly burned skin and staples from the store staples and jumped right into his asscrack. They made love everynight in his poor apartment cause nobody pays anyone to be a villain so idek how they even have money but they manage 🤫🤫🤫 doing secret stuff prolly
Hawks was kinda on the heavy side so flying was such a struggle for him cause he made too many stops at McDonald's for sum big wet macs and ofc to use the bathroom to drop atomic bombs SHHAHSHSHSHSHS
He flew around looking for his sexy babybird and then he saw her with dabi and got so furious 👹👹👹👹 he turned into an actual hawk and started cackawing at them and throwing kfc in their faces. He clawed into Y/N's ass and flew off with her 🥺🥺🥺🥺
She was never seen or heard from again so she prolly died
THE END 🤩🤩
