Software Process Concept

Key to Pick Up Pretty Girls

FADE IN:INT. BAR - NIGHTThe boys - Jack and Mike - are sitting at the bar, trying to come up with computer-related pickup lines.JACK(nervously)I don't know about this, man. These pickup lines seem a little too cheesy.MIKE(optimistically)Come on, it'll be fun! Worst case scenario, we get rejected and we can drown our sorrows in beer.JACK(smiling)Alright, you convinced me. Let's do this!They each take a deep breath and approach the first group of pretty girls they see.JACK(smiling charmingly)Hey, are you a computer keyboard? Because you're just my type.GIRL 1(smiling politely)Uh, that's nice. But I think I'll stick to being a human.MIKE(jumping in)Hey, did you know that you and I are like binary code? We're a perfect match - 1 and 0.GIRL 2(rolling her eyes)Uh, cute. But I'm not really into coding.JACK(deflated)I don't think this is working, man.MIKE(optimistically)Nah, we just need to keep trying. I've got one more up my sleeve.They approach another group of girls and Mike tries again.MIKE(smiling confidently)Do you have a Wi-Fi signal? Because I'm feeling a strong connection.GIRL 3(sarcastically)Oh wow, I've never heard that one before.GIRL 4(laughing)But I have to give you credit for originality.The boys are pleasantly surprised as they continue chatting with the girls, eventually even exchanging numbers.CUT TO:INT. JESSICA'S APARTMENT - SAME NIGHTJessica and Melissa are cozied up on the couch, watching Pride and Prejudice on TV.JESSICA(sighing)I wish we had some guys to hang out with tonight.MELISSA(smiling)Speak for yourself. I'm quite content with Mr. Darcy on the screen.Just then, their phones beep with a text message.JESSICA(reading)Oh my god, it's from Jack! He and Mike are at a bar and they're actually chatting up some girls!MELISSA(amused)Well, I'll be damned. I guess those computer pickup lines actually worked.Jessica and Melissa giggle as they settle back into their movie.FADE OUT.