"Well felling bored here's some jokes to brighten up ur day!"
What do u get from nervous cows?
Milk shakes!
What do u give a sick bird?
Tweetment!
What did the goose say when she got cold?
I got people bumps!
Why was the chicken sick ?
Because it had people poxs!
How do u make a hotdog stand?
Steal its chair!
Where did the king keep his armies?
Up his sleevies!
What did Alexandra the great and kermit the frog hav in common?
Their middle name !
Mum why isn't my nose twelve inches long?
Cause then it would be a foot!
What can jump higher than the house?
Anything cause a house can't jump!
Who is the detective that hum quietly to himself?
Sherlock hums!
Why was the archaeologist upset?
Because his job had the ruins
How to vampires travel across the sea?
In blood vessels!
Why did Dracula need medicine ?
To stop him coffin!
Doctor doctor I think I'm a DVD
Doc:I thought I'd seen u before!
Waiter I'm in a hurry will my pizza be long
No it is round
Waiter there is a bug in my soup
Quiet sir or else everyone will want one!
What did the teddy say when he was offered a dessert
No thanks I'm stuffed!
How do u make a hankie dance?
Put a boogie on it!
What the white stuff between shark teeth?
Slow swimmers !
How many fools does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"Three"one to hold it and two to turn the chair!
How does a one arm doofus fall out of a three ?
Wave at him!
How do u sink a submarine full of doofuses ?
Knock on the door!
How many apples can u put in an empty box ?
One cause after that it is not empty!
"I hope u enjoyed then it might be short but hey it's my first book to add on here is some silly inventions"
See through toilet tissue
A book on how to read
An inflatable dart board
Fireproof matches
An ejector seat on a helicopter
Well that's all I got so I hoped u enjoy the first part of my joke book!
