Chapter 1 - Before the Ka-Wiz Show...

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One day, at the Staraether Palace, Me, Spyra the Dragoness, and my Cartoon Heroes, were playing a trivia game.

I drew a card, and read the question out loud. "Here goes," I said. I then asked the question, "What is the smallest thing in the world?"

"Now, Spyra," said Professor Quigley. "This is something to think about. It isn't a mosquito's spine, y'nkow."

"Professor, why can't I ask this question?" Komodo asked. "My best guess of the smallest thing in the world is a cell inside a single tiny blood cell."

"Komodo, there are things smaller than blood cells."

"But..." Komodo began to ponder a bit. "...I'm a natural Mechana-Genius!"

"Komy, quit bein' a nerd!" MC Ballyhoo taunted. "I'm as sure as starlight that a molecule's unrealistically tiny."

Lemmy decided to look up the smallest thing in the world on the internet. "It's something called a quark," he said. "Is this correct?"

I looked at the correct answer on the card. "Yes, it's correct," I said. "Your turn, Lazlo."

A fancy double-decker bus showed up at the main gate of the palace. A quiz-maniac worm and his assistant stepped off.

"Isn't this exciting, Chuckie?" Said the master's assistant. "We get to meet Spyra and her Cartoon Heroes!"

"Of course, we do," added the quizmaster.

When the two reached the main gates, the guards at the front pointed their spears.

"HALT!!!" The guards shouted.

"Who goes there?" Asked the guard in a purple uniform.

"Chuck Quizmo's the name, and quizzes are my game!" Chuck Quizmo said, introducing himself.

The toadstool girl also introduced herself. "Greetings, my name is Vanna T. I'm Chuck Quizmo's lovely assistant."

"Awww!" Cried the guard in the cyan uniform. "You two are so cute together!"

The guards let Chuck and Vanna enter the castle. Their main destination was the game room.

Before Lemmy drew the next card, Chuck Quizmo whipped his tail at the game room doors and shouted, "Kaaa-wiiiiiiiiz!"

We then turned our heads and gasped.

"Hey!" Lazlo said. "I know you! You're...Paul!"

Chuck Quizmo then introduced himself. He said, "Chuck Quizmo's the name, and quizzes are my game! You want quizzes, I got 'em! If you can manage to answer my brain-busting questions correctly, then... Y... Yaa... Yaaaaaahooo!"

"And speaking of, we are inviting you to visit our studio, and participate in our quiz show." said Vanna T. "Because some of our staff missed their bus."

"The quiz show you are about to be on is..." Chuck Quizmo unveiled the title of his quiz show. "Chuck Quizmo's Catastro-Trivia Show!"

"We call it Catastro-Trivia for short."

"It's time for a quiz show that will tear apart our brains for thinking so hard about the questions!" I said.

"Oooh!" Cheered Vanna. "This is where they do the motto, Chuckie!"

I said, "Quigley, Lemmy, Komodo, Lazlo, Ballyhoo, all arms in!"

Our main heroes put our hands into a circle.

"Everybody ready?" Professor Quigley asked.

Every one in the circle shouted, "All paws on deck, everyone! KA-WIIIIIIIZ!!!" We thrusted our hands into the air.

"To the Wyvern Breath Express!" Komodo shouted.

"You don't have to go to the studio on train, Komodo," said Vanna.

Komodo didn't know why Vanna knew his name.

"Wait!" I said. "I need to invite some other folks here." I dialed two more members to come on our adventure. "Tooey, Bumpus, we have another mission if you want to come along. It's about Chuck Quizmo inviting us to as contestants of his game show."

"I'm off duty, so that is going to be a hard yes for me." Said Tooey Winkington.

"Bumpus, are you off-duty as well?"

"Spring break has just begun," said Bumpus Wobbleworks. "And I'm off from delivering the mail today. I was on TV on the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, and I'm going to make a third live TV event apperance on another game show!"

"You have to arrive to the palace pretty soon," I added. "Perhaps...sooner."

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