FGod: Into The Glitchverse

Chapter 8: Flirty Glitches

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‼️OI! This is your one and only warning theres some adult and dirty jokes! So don't complain. ‼️

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Walking through the streets of the city was off and odd, cus unlike UnderLust I don't feel like someone is tryna rape me every mili-second.

But I can feel eyes on me, I'm not sure if its my clothes or the brush. Actually the brush would be most likely.

We walk for a bit more but eventually a group of 2 approaches Blue, a cat monster and a goat monster.

I wanted to prepare myself but bl-Swap! But Swap mentioned not being a child so might as well see if he can handle this one on his own...

M1: "Hey friend, looking off today, cus your number ain't in my phone."

M2: "Hey sexy, wanna hea- OH FU-

M1: "Hah! I told you ya can't flirt without bringing the dirty up!"

M2: "I swear I'v done it before!" He whined.

M1: "No ya can't!"

M2: "Well!? Lets see which one."

I got confused, along with Dream but B- Swap seems to know what to do.

Swap: "If I had to pick a flirt, I'm sorry but I'm giving it to the cat cus you didn't finish yours sir."

M2: "Drats!"

M1: "He never finishes."

M2: "HEY!"

The two stood there arguing with one another for a short while more, apparently the dirty is normal/fine in this au, so no-ones embarrassed about it, yet its not active?

Swap: "guys, I think the difference here is lewd is replaced with flirting, so prep your one liners."

Flirting is the main thing huh? Well, I'm screwed 🥲.

But hopefully a time for that doesn't come.

Swap: "Say, you mind if we ask a question?"

M1: "Ask away." He said as the other sits pouting.

Swap: "We're looking for a short skeleton, he might look somewhat like us in terms of body shape, you seen him?"

M1: "Oh, heart? You can usually find him down the street in the third floor of the Blizzard Hotel. If not for some reason you can always find him at the top of that mountain." He said pointing.

We turned around, its the mountain we landed on in the first place, he surely would have showed up to investigate the noise.

Swap: "Alright, hey thanks guys."

M2: "No problem sexy!"

Swap: "One brownie point!"

We heard a cheer quickly followed by arguing as we walked down the street, occasionally people would greet us with a flirt and either Swap or Dream reply back with a flirt of their own until we finally reached the hotel.

Its very neon, it has a giant iceberg for a sign with the words Blizzard Hotel on it. We walk in and were surprised by the giant 'Don't use the floor as a bed' sign. It took me a second to realize what it meant.

We approach the desk but get stopped by someone speeding by. By speeding I mean thrown. We look over to where he was thrown from and got spooked.

There stood a Error, with a pink string in the shape of a heart coming from below his face? He had a large pink fluffy scarf, some pink-red tinted round sunglasses and a gold necklace with a ruby in it, he had an open jacket, no shirt... and somewhat tight pants...

And 2 large goat body guards with black suits and glasses standing next to him, one has arms crossed the other began crossing arms presumably after throwing the guy.

Heart: "B0b, I don't mean to be rude, but I was ready to teach him why I'm considered the 'strongest' in this city."

The guard got a quick blush and tensed up, worrying me slightly what he's capable of.

Heart: "Oh hey, visitors! And some new looking ones too, I wonder which one will do the best."

I can feel all 4 of us get a hard blush on our face slightly worried what is going to do.

And then he suddenly was sliding towards us with finger guns, he stooped at b- Swap and whispered something in his ear, his face turned blue so quickly I thought he somehow changed bone colors for a sec.

He took a deep breath then whispered in his ear...

His face lit up yellow for a split second before he suddenly glitched and was lying on the floor. Both guards looked down and around confused before they readied themselves.

Guard1: "What the hell did yo-

Suddenly a glitch appeared and he was standing again then quickly said:

Heart: "I'm stealing that from you." He said with a large yellow hue on his face.

Swap: "Fine as long as you don't shoot me with it."

He looked at him with a smile and no yellow hue. Then whispered something in his ear, Blu- Swap immediately fell down himself, his entire face glowing blue.

Heart: "Oh thats gonna be so fun to use.~"

Me and Sci looked at each other, both of us with a heavily scared look in our eyes with a large blush blocking the mouth.

We both look back to Heart, who had 2 thin red lines in his glasses as be stared at us with malicious intent.

Heart: "Now what to do with you.~"

We both refused to speak so Dream spoke up.

Dream: "Y-You answe-r our que-stion a-a-about someone w-were looking for!"

He stared with the same face a bit longer before he looked down with the eye light vanishing while saying.

Heart: "Ok."

And then I blacked out.

When I woke up it took a second to register I was wearing a bunny costume, not the lewd kind the suit kind, and theres a pink string around me as I do an embarrassing dance infront of a crowd.

I can hear Sci, Dream, and even Swap above me laughing there a##'s off with occasional giggles from Heart.

This is because I pissed off Trypo isn't it.

Dream: "Yep."

Oh god DANGE-

Do I need a mature title for this chapter alone?

Meh it'll probably be fine.

Probably...

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