If Kyojuro was Upper Moon 3 and Akaza was a hashira..
Kyojuro: I'm going to eat you! You look UMAI / TASTYYY!!!
Akaza: Hehehe... Instead, become a demon slayer, Kyojuro! We can slay demons together, fight together and die together!
Kyojuro: I'm hungry!!!!
Akaza: Become a demon slayer Kyojuro!!!
Tanjiro: Um.. what's happening..?
Akaza: So let's fight Kyojuro! BASKETBALL BREATHING FIRST FORM- ORANGE BALL SMASHH
Kyojuro: BLOOD DEMON ART- DONUT FIREE
In the end, Akaza died.. And yes, he was UMAI!
Question for readers!
Which kamaboko squad member is your favourite?