|★|What, Shortie?|★|
You were humming a soft tune while walking around the neighborhood. No where to go, just enjoying the fresh air, although you might head to Howdy's place to get some snacks and watch a movie later. As you were walking passed Home, you noticed Wally just leaving. You gave a slight wave at the taller male. He didn't acknowledge you, much to your disappointment.
He only noticed you when he almost ran into you. "Oh! Hey, neighbor. Gee, I almost didn't see you because you're so short," his soft voice apologized. You raised a brow, crossing your arms. He said the wrong thing. You heard Eddie wince as he closed a mailbox before running away. "Short?" You repeated coldly. "That's what I said." He smiled.
"I am not short." You said the word as if it were venom on your tongue. Wally realized his mistake. You were angry at him. He called you short. He didn't see anything wrong with it. But when you were angry, he found you quite cute. So he continued. He raised his hand from your head to his chest, comparing the heights. "See?" He continued, this time on purpose. "Sh-ort."
"WHA-? I AM NOT SHORT!" You growled. Wally gave a long "hmmmmm." He pointed at you. "You're pretty short. You're like, what? 4'11? I'm 5'6" He put his hand to his chest in a cocky manner, as if being 5'6 is any better. You glared. "Why you little-!" He interrupted you. "Ah-ah-ahh. You are little." He snickered. That's it. You lunged swinging your arms. They hit nothing as Wally simply rested his hand on your forehead, pushing you far enough to where you couldn't reach. You shouted made up curses as Wally laughed his ass off at your miserable attempts to beat him.
A couple neighbors that passed by giggled at the scene before walking away as you glared.
Bonus:
*You pinned Wally to the ground inside Home, straddling him on the wooden floors*
Wally: "Wow, I though the tall ones were the tops," he hummed
You: "WALLY WHAT THE FUCK!!"
*Home creaked in agreement with you*
Writer: *Snort* "Short ass-
You: "SHUT IT, HOE. YOU'RE 5'2!!!"
Writer: *They sniffle sarcastically* "Wow, my heart is so totally broken. I cannot believe you..."
*The Writer flips you off before popping out of existence*
You: "WHAT-"
Wally: 👁–👁
(I'm joking. Love ya. Mwa!)
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Wally Darling x Reader Oneshots
FanfictionPeople wanna snog a muppet knockoff and so I shall allow it (I don't own Wally Darlin' or any other characters in the welcome home thing, only Y/n who is technically you-)
