I MIGHT BE GAY | Yandev x Rat Duology

You're not a woman...

It was a lovely day. Alex was working on Yandere Simulator-

you know who am I kidding?

He was fucking his sex doll, whom he headcannoned as a 16 year old 'woman'.

Anyways, ignoring the line before this one. He was bored. HE WANTED A FEMALE. So he checked on his twitter. He saw dumb shit or just cute and young cosplayer girls, he layed in his bed dangling his legs up and down, but then he saw something else. Someone tweeted at him.

I will get sexual with you.

That's what the tweet said. He didn't know who that person was, but he didn't care about his identity. He was horny. I mean...this person is probably a girl right? Like underage, petite, cute and not a trap. Hopefully has boobs too. Big boobas. Really big bazoongas. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

As Alex is, he never fact-checks anything. He was giggling like a teenage girl, he was blushing and he felt shy, but that shyness quickly went away as soon as his new found confidence took over. It finally happened. Not a lot of people believed him, in fact no one... perhaps good ole' Mulberry who hangs on Alex's ass for dear life (Alex didn't pay much attention to her though, she isn't that craveable to him sadly), but it finally happened. The Sex movie was about to happen and Alex wouldn't miss it.

He and the girl talked for about 5 minutes, so they could talk about a meeting spot. Alex didn't get to know the person. He didn't care. He wanted a good fuck. He didn't fuck a real woman since he was born. So this girl just flew into his big and warm arms, -as he describes them- he would never miss his chance. This girl was supposedly a big fan of his, a great artist (from what he saw of her profile picture) and also legal.

They should've talked more, but Alex dropped the person after deciding on a meeting spot. He went back and fucked his sex doll more, you know some practicing. This is gonna be the first time with a real girl. He was nervous. Really nervous.

What if he cums too early? Will she think he's a loser? What if he doesn't enjoy it? What if SHE doesn't enjoy it and calls Yandev a loser? What if the girl doesn't want to suck his dick? What position would they even do?

What if the girl is actually a 37 year old child murderer?

These thoughts ran through Alex's head and he couldn't really focus on the 'practicing', so he decided to stop. He took a quick shower and afterwards looked deeply into the mirror which was above his disgustingly unclean sink. Perhaps he wasn't even looking in the mirror, he was staring at his own reflection.

How did you end up like this? You feel extremely miserable that you cannot even work on your own passion project. Do you even feel important? Are you just trying to hide how useless you feel like? Is it really laziness? Was the cum chalice actually milk, I am not even sure-

Oh, Alex puh-lease. The cum chalice was pure mama cow milky, dummy.

After a long staring contest with reflection Alex, he finally decided to get ready, 'cause it was almost 7 pm. He put his whitest white shirt on. It was a little bit small, but it wasn't that noticeable. He put on some sweatpants, not even putting on any underwear. Everything is gonna get ripped off anyways, it doesn't matter. He didn't even groom his hair. He put on some socks, 'CAUSE HE'S NOT GAY and put some flip-flops on his not-gay feet.

Well, he was ready. Ready for a blowjob. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

He left his parents' old basement and went outside. It was a long time since he'd been out. Wow. The city is ugly as fuck. Time to meet that cutie UwU. Good thing it's not raining today.

Thus Alex slowly started walking while occasionally taking glances at his phone so he could follow the instructions of his GPS application.

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He was at the meeting spot, but he didn't see any cutie there yet. He was patient though. This is his only chance for real sex and he's not gonna give up on it. He's never gonna give it up, never gonna let it down, yeah.

"OMG YANDERE DEV!!!!" he heard a male screech his name. He turned around to see who the fuck is screaming. And indeed it was a guy. A fucking guy.

No, Alex. He's probably just another fan. You are here to meet a young woman, not a crackhead.

"Oh, hi, are you a fan of me?" asked Alex, so he can reassure himself that this is just a misunderstanding.

"Oh yeah, of course 100%. I was so surprised when you answered my dms and told me you wanted to meet me"

The little man was really enthusiastic, but Alex was really disappointed. Really, really disappointed.

"WHATTHEFUCKYOUFUCKINGBITCH?!" screamed Alex at the short dude.

Small guy had the most terrified expression on his face. Well I mean, I would be terrified too if a 40 year old dude was shouting at me.

"B-b-b-b-b-b-b-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-but-but-"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP BOTTOM"

That was the last straw. The small man started to cry like a baby. Alex was really confused. Why would someone lie about their gender? Is this a tranny? Oh no...Alex really messed it up if that's true! He's gonna get canceled on twitter !!!!

"Hey, fat loser!" shouted someone, Alex looked around til he found the man who shouted at him. "Stop making little kids cry! It's a really shitty thing to do fuck face" Alex was flabbergasted.

"Thanks, for the kind words sir, but I'm 19" whined the short guy.

Alex was pissed. HE JUST WANTED TO FUCK. He just buckled up and left, leaving the dwarf alone crying in front of an Ikea.

Waaa- Waaa- *crying noises*

Beee- Waaa- Waaaaaaa- *more crying noises*

*a lot more crying noises*

"Yandere dev left me" cried Rathaniel.

After an hour of weeping, sobbing and wailing, Rat slowly started to walk to his home. The biggest dumpster in New York. His baby. His Bachelor's pad. His home. It was quite the neat dumpster, he suspected that before he moved in there, another guy lived there. It was like a hidden underground citadel, but not that overly modern. It was most likely made in the late 50s.

Rathaniel opened up the dumpster, jumped in, then petted all of his best friends (sewer rats) and started planning on how he and his friends could escape on the NYC subways.

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Alex felt weird. He couldn't stop looking at that guy's twitter. He made a lot of unintelligible posts, but somehow they made Alex giggle. He felt comfortable. He was confused, extremely confused, but decided to not think too much about it and went to sleep with his plastic doll.

In the next weeks he and the little dude started messaging each other, Alex apologized to him about the scene he caused and they got along quite well. Too well even.

Soon on a gloomy day Alex opened up his twitter with the intent to message his Ratpai, but he couldn't find his twitter account anymore.