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gc - neymbappe

neymbappe since this piece of shit is obsessed with gay ships 😊😊❤
they are still in real and barca here

Leo_messi10 created groupchat.

Leo_messi10 added Siuu7, NJ, Kymbappe, Brexitsergi4, Marcelo12, Geripique

Siuu7 : what's up?

NJ : Leo?? why did you make this

Leo_messi10 : To make you all get along, you guys keep fighting and fighting..

Brexitsergi4 : oh.

Geripique : Hey sese!

Brexitsergi4 : hi geri

Kymbappe : Hello everyone!

Brexitsergi4 : shut up kylian

NJ : rude..

Kymbappe : What did I do?

NJ : don't worry kyky, he's just being a bitch that's all

Brexitsergi4 : don't call me that, shithead

Siuu7 : stop fighting already, you guys are so immature..

Leo_messi10 : ^

Brexitsergi4 : .. Fine sorry kylian

Kymbappe : It's okay Sergio, I know you're just mad right now.

Siuu7 : good! Now, neymar apologize to Sergio and Sergio too.

NJ : Sorry.

Brexitsergi4 : im sorry too, i was wrong to call you a shithead even though you called me a bitch..

Marcelo12 : Hey guys! I was hanging out with Iker, what's up? Did you guys fight? Orr what..

Leo_messi10 : Sergio just had a little fight with Neymar, that's it.

NJ : you guys wanna play truth or dare?

Kymbappe : Oui

Brexitsergi4 : ^

Siuu7 : ^^

Geripique : ^^^

NJ : Okay, let's play. Starting with Sergio, truth or dare?

Brexitsergi4 : dare

Siuu7 : I dare you to prank call Iker.

Brexitsergi4 : a dares a dare, alright.

Kymbappe: Hahaha

*Sergio records and then calls Iker*

"Sese? What's wrong?" "Iker, I may or not have accidentally spent 1,000 euros on FIFA.." "WHAT, HOW THE FUCK DO YOU SPEND THAT MUCH ON A GAME SERGIO?? THAT'S CRAZY!" "And I also spent 2,000 on uhm.. Call of Duty.." ".. What the fuck sese. *iker laughs* that's.. A lot.. But atleast you're happy.. Even though I'm gonna be broke" "That's cute but... I'm sorry I pranked you" "oh" Iker said before Sergio ended the call

*Sergio sent the recording*

Brexitsergi4 : HAHAHAA HIS REACTION WAS SO CUTE!

Kymbappe : Really! He's so sweet, you're lucky you have him.

Siuu7 : 😭😭damnn

NJ : Okay Sergio, who do you pick?

Brexitsergi4 : kylian, truth or dare.

Kymbappe: Uhh truth

Brexitsergi4 : Who's your crush?

NJ : me, obviously

*NJ deleted a message.*

Geripique : OOOHHH!!

Marcelo12 : New ship!! Ahhh

Kymbappe : ..Neymar!! What the hell!!

NJ : sorry, you weren't gonna say it anyway

Kymbappe : I hate you..

NJ : Love you too

Leo_messi10 : I'm definitely being the captain of this ship.

Geripique : no!! It's gonna be me.

Siuu7 : I think Leo deserves to be the captain for their ship.

Marcelo12 : I think it's because you love Leo soo much you pick him.

Leo_messi10 : shut up Marcelo.

NJ : kylian, can we talk in private?

Kymbappe : Sure

Siuu7 : someone hack their chats please

*neymar and kylians private chat*

NJ : kylian

Kymbappe : Yeah?..

NJ : do you want to.. Make it official? they already know anyway..

Kymbappe : 😊 of course!

*back to the gc*

Brexitsergi4 : GUYS I THINK THEY ARE A COUPLE NOW!!

NJ : yes

Geripique : oohhh, what should their ship name be!!

Leo_messi10 : neymbappe?

Marcelo12 : PERFECT

It kinda sucks because im not motivated rn