𝙲𝚘𝚞𝚙𝚕𝚎 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚙𝚢 | 𝙼𝚒𝚗𝚂𝚞𝚗𝚐

"𝚒 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚊 𝚌𝚛𝚊𝚣𝚢 𝚊𝚜𝚜 𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚊"

squirrel101

i have a crazy ass idea

. . .

who is this?

a swagger person with a crazy ass idea

uhhh

what's this idea

you, me, couple therapy

i . . . don't know you

yes.

yes you don't.

what is even that grammar

don't worry about my grammar

worry about our relationship that's falling apart

WE HAVE NO RELATIONSHIP??

YES

YES WE DON'T

thAT'S WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAyY

*sigh*

some people really are stupid

you, me, make up a fake backstory to our "relationship"

and then go to couple therapy and wait to see how
long it is until the therapist finds out that we're not actually 
dating

...

that's actually a good idea hol' up

i told you so~~

so what's our backstory gonna be

uhhh

maybe just the classic "ShE cHeaTeD oN mE *cries*"

aight let's go with that cuz im too lazy
to actually think up a good one

that *IS* a good one

...

if you say so

aight

ill tell you when i get the appointmentz

k

adios then

i now bid you farewell, fellow specimen

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heheheh
this fanfic is gonna have fairly short chapters cuz i have other fics to work on but i have too many ideas so here we are
idk knowing me some may end up being 2500-3000 words but yk

~jai⚘

WORDCOUNT:169 (nice)

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