vik: what did i say about throwing snow balls at the car jj?
jj: don't throw snowballs at the car because i'll break a window
ethan: and what did you just do?
jj: threw a snowball at the car.
vik: and what happened?
jj: i cracked the windshield - so technically i didn't break a window! so you guys can't get mad at me.
vik: oh my fucking god.