Part 5: Punch line

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Teacher- "Okay class, you will have gym in about 10 minutes. Once it is time to leave Sam will stay here until everyone is done, then he can leave once it is time to leave. Alright do whatever, I don't care. Don't bother me, I'm going to sleep."

Of course, its not a regular day without the teacher just telling us what we have to do and then going to sleep. How did he even get hired in the first place? Oh well,  whatever. I guess I could listen to music and wait. Yeah, I'll do that. Okay, just gotta shuffle the playlist- andddd... There. 

Clover- "Um, hi? You're Remon, correct?"

Why is he trying to talk to meeeeee..... Now I gotta pause my music...... 

Me- "Yeah, why?"

What do I mean 'why?', its obvious he is trying to start a conversation or ask a question. 

Clover- "I just wanted to ask if you could help me with- Him." *turns and points at Sam*

Oh, has Sam already tried to make a move? How lovely. 

Me- "Fine, whatever. What has he done?"

Probably flirt or some shit. 

Clover- "Well, he keeps flirting with me and trying to touch my upper leg, I would tell the teacher but he is sleeping soooo......"

Oh damn, that's a bit worse then I thought he would do. 

Me- "Okay, don't worry, I'll deal with him." 

I kinda feel like punching something, I could use this situation to my advantage and get away with punching Sam in the face. 

Clover- "Oh, thank you so much. What are you going to do exactly though?"

Me- "Punch him." 

Clover- "Wait what? One, why were you so blunt about that and two, why punch him? *whispers* Well, actually, punching him doesn't sound to bad, he is pretty gross and annoying....." 

Was he even trying to hide that last sentence or not? Man, he doesn't know how to whisper. 

Me- "Well I feel like punching something right now, so I might as well punch his annoying ass self. Also, I just didn't feel the need to lie. Now are you going to let me punch him or not?"

Just let me go, goddammit!!! I really want to fucking punch him! 

Clover- "Right, sorry. Wouldn't you get in trouble though?"

Eh, I could care less about that. 

Me- "Well yeah, but as long as no one says anything I'm good, and its Sam I'm trying to punch, everyone hates him."

Clover- "Okay fair point, I won't say anything."

Good, it would be weird if you did. After all, this is helping you in some way. 

Me- "Okay, I'm going now." 

Time to punch a bitch. 

Clover- "Okay, enjoy."

Oh I will, don't worry, I will. 

Me- "Hey, Sam."

Sam- "What do you want?"

Me- "Oh, I just wanted to give you something."

Sam- "Really? What is is?"

Me- "This."

*Punch*

Sam- *falls down* "Oww!! What the fuck was that for?!"

Me- "Don't touch the new kid you disgusting bitch." 

Sam- "Who are you to tell me what to do?!" 

Sofie- "Hey! Its not fair, how come you get to punch him but not us?!"

Victor- "Oh, we are punching Sam? I'm in!"

Orchard- "Wait we get to punch Sam? Come on guys, we are gonna punch Sam!"

*smirk* Me- "See, Clover? Everybody hates Sam."

Clover- "I wasn't expecting this........ Come on guys, let's make a single filed line!" 

Everybody- "Yeah!" "Oh, its a punch line!" "this is gonna be great!" "let's go!"

Sam- *stands up* "Wait, wait no! Stop this at once!"

Me- "Sorry, Sammy boy, no can do." 

Sam- *shoves them out of the way* "Get out of my way!"

Me- *grabs him by the arms* "Where do you think you're going? We aren't done here, in fact we haven't even started~"

Oh eww, that could be taken the wrong way. Bleh!! Disgusting. 

Me- "Alright everyone, line up!"

----Time Skip to after they all punch Sam---- 

Clover- "That was fun, thanks again Remon."

Me- "Yeah it was, and no problem."

*bell rings*

Finally time to go to gym. 

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