FrUk sleeps in the world's most annoying bed

The Granular

There was once a man named Liam Tompson who decided that he was going to wake up on steroids and create the most annoying bed known to mankind. Why did he do this? Historians will never know.

Now how did that same very same bed get into the disastrous world of Hetalia? I don't know. Use your imagination,

It was just an ordinary day or was it??????

bah bah bahhhhhhhhhhh cliffhanger.

Why is it called a cliffhanger anyway? Does the end of the film like is on a cliffhanger in a closet?

A/N: Just googled it and this is what it said,

Victorian serials and term origin. The term "cliffhanger" is considered to have originated with the serialised version of Thomas Hardy 's A Pair of Blue Eyes (which was published in Tinsley's Magazine between September 1872 and July 1873) in which Henry Knight, one of the protagonists, is left hanging off a cliff.

Back to the story!

One day there was a gay German man named Ludwig but I like to call him Germany because he is German.

There is also another guy named Italy who is also very fucking gay.

Both of them are gay for each other and one day decided to sneak into Mr Austria's room because we all know that He owns some form of kinky sexual shit in the bedroom while he's with Hungary.

"Italy ve really don't want Austria mad with us."

"Bitch shut your fucking German beer lips up you fat fucking- This is what you get for not being catholic and not eating my pasta you women-loving-dick-sucking-holy-roman-empire-romano-hating-drunk-muscular-hot-sexy-fucking-oh-my-gosh-look-at-that-man-he-has-such-amazing-sky-blue-eyes-i-want-to-use-austrias-toys-on-him-i-mean-i-hat-e-you-so-much- help- i-sound-like-my brother!!!

Germany started flossing.

"Nice dance moves." Italy approved of his lover's mating call.

Germany yeeted himself into the bed. The little Italian followed.

After a few hetalia scenes Italy and big man were about to leave until Italy broke the 4th wall and took the most annoying bed and replaced it with Austria's.

"Ve~" Italy said.

Why did he say that? I don't fucking know bitch.

~ time skip brought to you by a lazy writer ~

France and England decided that they wanted to have another Sealand so they got into Austria's house and sat down in the living room. Austria was out for the day which left them alone. They drank tea and eat croissants which is the only way to prepare for the monstrosity.

"Nothing like a good drink of tea as foreplay," Britan said.

"Oh please, my handmade croissants could not even compare to your *gag* b-bland British food, no?"

"Who's food are you calling bland you hot wanker!"

Britain and France started fighting. They slowly got over to Austria's bed and fell on.

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"What in the bloody Dora the explorer hell?" Britan yelled as he jumped up into France's lap. France was surprised that he did that but was kind of too shocked to say anything.

Britan started whimpering like a little baby and curled into a small ball. France petted his hair and tried to say something but Britan hissed at him and France stopped.

"Who said that?" France asked?

No answer.

"I am angry so I attack!!" Britan smiled.

England got on top of France and tried smacking his face but his gay ass hands were flimsy and France's only fighting strategy was getting naked.

They continued fighting or... whatever they were doing when all of a sudden it got very cold. And no it wasn't France's smelly sausages he stole from Germany and hid in his underpants. It was... the blanket!

"Wait, Frog! Stop!" Britan said as he covered France's mouth.

They both stayed silent and heard a small motor noise. They looked down and saw... THE FOOKING BLANKET MOVING!!

The blanket fell all the way down to the ground.

Britan and France stared at each other for a few seconds in confusion.

"Want kisses?"

"Gay." Britan mumbled.

😲France was shocked.

Britan got off him and frowned at the blanket and the bed.

"What is zhe matter Sherlock Homes?" France asked.

"Someone might of messed with his bed." Britan said. "Seems like whoever pulled this stunt wanted to prank us" >:(

France sighed.

"Want to go outside and murder everyone you see them proceed to use your dark magic on them anyway and later cry about it and then I'll have to call Scotland over."

"Y- Yes..." ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚🥺✨