dear diary. yandere twisted wonderland oneshots. (-)

ENTRY 7: All Just Crow's Play

CROWLEY X ASSISTANT!MALE READER
The Siesta of the Lovesick
INTERLUDE

Dear Diary,

After everyone was cured, somehow I got entangled in another dance with obsession. This time, it's with fucking Crowley! He must've done something while I was hiding from the crazy obsession of the seven housewardens.

Ah. I remembered what Lilia-senpai said. Crowley must've added a secret ingredient in the antidote, which must mean that he manipulated me into thinking that he was the only savior I had.

.·:*¨ ✘🧙🏻‍♂️✘ ¨*:·.

"Good morning, dear assistant of mine~" Crowley's voice was the first thing Y/N heard as he woke up. He blinked his eyes first as he adjusted his vision to the surroundings. Huh? I'm inside Crowley's office. Since when did I end up here..? Y/N thought as he looked around and saw that some boards were separating him and the rest of the office. Alongside the bed were some of the prefect's personal belongings, such as the tiger lamp Ruggie gave (since apparently, it looked like me???), a make-up set brought by Rook since he would like Y/N to style himself better, and many more.  His clothes were also here, which were inside a small wardrobe just beside the bed.

Crowley peeked inside the makeshift bedroom and noticed that his assistant was already awake. "Oh! Y/N, you're awake! Better hurry, I need my little assistant to help me." The headmaster said as he went inside and sat down on his bed, waiting for Y/N to get ready. "H-Huh..? Crowley..? Why are you here..?" Y/N groggily asked, still confused about the situation. Crowley just smiled as he brought up his hand and started patting the H/C-haired male. "Of course, as the esteemed headmage of NRC, I must guide my beloved assistant around the school when trouble arises! Also to keep those pesky housewardens away from you..." Crowley said while muttering the last part to ensure that Y/N wouldn't hear it (spoiler alert: I didn't hear it D: so I didn't know that Crowley was obsessed with me!)

"Oh okay... Weird. There are a few blurry scenes in my head which I can't remember. The only thing I remember is Lilia-senpai making a potion that tasted super awful..." Y/N said and tried to remember what happened. Unfortunately, nothing popping out inside his mind was making sense. "Didn't you know? Vanrouge made a potion since you were forgetting me... I had tasked him to make a remembering potion. You've been my assistant for a few decades already! Everyone knew how strict you were and nothing you graded was getting passed the 30-score mark!" Crowley lied as he continued telling a false story for Y/N, weaving a completely fake life for the Ramshackle prefect.

"That's what happened..? I... I'm sorry, Crowley. I'm sorry if I didn't remember anything." Y/N was guilty and started apologizing to the headmage. Crowley showed a false sad smile as he just continued patting the head of the prefect. Ah~ The perfect life of having him under my control~ You're such a genius, Crowley. You just need to make sure nobody, especially those housewardens, reminds him of what truly happened. Crowley thought to himself.

.·:*¨ ✘🧙🏻‍♂️✘ ¨*:·.

CLASS 1 - POTIONOLOGY FOR ADVANCED MAGES

Y/N was observing the class while the students were doing one of the hardest potions. Crewel had tasked him to oversee this class and guide the students on how to make the potion. Of course, Crewel had left him with the exact guide on creating it. The Ramshackle prefect was currently wandering around the room, keenly observing each movement, measurement, and ingredient needed for the target potion. While walking, he stopped at Azul's area. "Hm, good job Mr. Ashengrotto. You're on the right track to making it. Keep it up." Y/N praised as he started to go to another student before the aforementioned male stopped him in his tracks. "Uhm, hey, Y/N... I... I'm sorry. I'm sorry that I had to chase you around the school and force you into a contract. The obsession overblot messed my brain up..." Azul apologized, earning a confused shriek from the H/C-haired male. He was confused. Huh? Why is he apologizing to me..? Did he do something? Y/N thought as some memories were starting to become slightly clear.