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ITS MEEE!

Sometimes I think about FNAF. I think about it 24/7. It's just, you know. UnpreVENTable. But, recently I've been thinking. How many of you have played a FNAF dating simulator. Although I am ashamed of my internet history. I did. I married SpringTrap, the cute one... OR SO I THOUGHT. But in the end, he killed me and pretended to like me. I just couldn't BEAR it. I felt like a PHANTOM. He was so cute, it was GOLD. Sorry about that, I just had a moment. Speaking of internet history. Have you seen the Pirate's Booty. ANYWAYS before this gets strange, I would like to introduce you to myse- Wait, PHONE call. I'm going to a birthday PARTY, like Chica. But I'm hungry, so LETS EAT. What are you munching? I'm snacking on toast with PURPLE jam. I guess that's enough for now. Good bye. *EVIL LAUGH*

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⏰ Last updated: May 30, 2015 ⏰

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