SMG34 Drabbles 🏁♟️

Some Circus drabble ACK 🐰🎪🎡

"Ladies and gentlemen, for my next trick, I will now proceed to pull a rabbit out of my hat!" announced SMG4, bowing to the audience and allowing his hat to drop into his hand.

"Woohoo," a pedestrian in the crowd cheered sarcastically, followed by small and slow clapping, much to SMG4's annoyance.

He grumbled, muttering under his breath, "What was the point of this again? Oh yeah, earning enough coins to start getting the materials they needed for the new castle he promised the gang, and they were nowhere near getting at least a wall up."

"And now, my assistant shall bring up our special volunteer, Nibbles the rabbit!" SMG4 continued, clapping his hands, summoning his amazingly well-dressed assistant, SMG3, holding Nibbles in his arms.

"Oi! Again with the bunny ears SMG4?! Really?!?!" SMG3 shouted, petting the spinning bunny in his arms, and a koopa in the crowd pointed and laughed at his attire.

"Come on, SMG3, just give me the rabbit," sighed SMG4 while pinching his nose. They would have used Big Chungus, but they didn't want to risk a dead meme causing wreckage to their show. So they had to stick with Nibbles, the low-quality spinning rabbit.

Cursing under his breath, SMG3 gently handed the rabbit to SMG4 before angrily stomping away from the stage.

SMG4 giggled at the sight and stroked Nibbles' head gently. He loved using SMG3's internet history for blackmail. Of course, he wouldn't actually go through it, but it made him wonder what could have been in there to make SMG3 so obedient to him whenever he brought it up.

Turning to face the crowd, he held Nibbles up, presenting the meme to the audience as it proceeded to spin in low quality.

"I will now put Nibbles inside my hat, and when I say the magic words, he will disappear from the hat!" announced SMG4.

A yawn and a "Gee, it sure is boring around here" could be heard from the crowd.

SMG4's face fell instantly, and he sighed, continuing with the act anyway. Taking his hat and holding Nibbles carefully in the other hand, he gently placed Nibbles in the hat, and he just so happened to barely fit inside.

Pulling out a plastic wand from his pocket, he waved it around dramatically. "Okay," thought SMG4, "think back to meme school... how did you make that one ugly girl disappear?"

"Uhh... eargus... disappeargus?" he mumbled loud enough for the crowd to hear, and all that happened was a "boring!"

Angry, he grabbed the hat and shoved his hand in, looking for the bunny, thinking of another spell he had learned that he could do with Nibbles instead. He felt Nibbles' ears and was disappointed as he pulled the rabbit out, knowing he had failed to make the rabbit disappear.

But all of that faded when he was met with a red-faced SMG3.

"What? 3? Where's... Nibbles?" SMG4 was beyond confused, but he noticed the jiggly bunny ears on SMG3's head and couldn't help but giggle.

"Awww, I guess the spell ended up swapping you and Nibbles somehow!" SMG4 giggled and petted SMG3's ears, making him flinch.

"Sorry, babycakes, I'm still a little rusty after meme school," he said lovingly and gave SMG3 a kiss on the cheek, causing the red-faced SMG3 to release steam out of his ears.

SMG4 pushed SMG3 back in before he could hear a cough, making him realize, "Oh, shit, I have a crowd watching."

He awkwardly faced the audience, beads of sweat making their way down his face. "Uh... Presto?" he said, trying to salvage the act.

The crowd roared and cheered excitedly in awe. A stunned SMG4, who was watching this happen, slowly turned red as a tomato.

Mario, Meggy, and the others watching started snickering and clapping on their own from the sideline. They instantly stopped when the crowd exploded, leaving nothing but golden coins behind from the amount of wholesomeness their hearts were hit with. It was then everyone's turn to be stunned with SMG4.

As SMG3 lay on SMG4's lap, he couldn't help but complain about what had just happened on stage.

"When you threatened to leak my search history to everyone, I never thought you could sink any lower to embarrass me. But then you went and KISSED me in front of the whole audience," SMG3 grumbled, his cheeks still pink from the unexpected display of affection.

SMG4 chuckled, running his fingers through SMG3's hair. "I don't know what came over me," he admitted. "I think it was just the way you looked with Nibbles' ears on your head. You were too cute to resist."

There was a brief moment of silence between them before SMG4 spoke up again. "But on the bright side, we can now afford more than just a new set of furniture. Maybe we could even continue doing that act--"

SMG3 cut him off immediately. "No way! That was the last time we'll ever do something like that, even if it makes us rich. I'm not letting your slobbery lips near my cheek again!" he exclaimed, turning his head away from SMG4 and feeling his cheeks grow even hotter.

But despite his protestations, SMG3 couldn't help but smile at the memory of their onstage antics. He knew he had orchestrated the entire act on purpose, but he wasn't about to let SMG4 know that.

Instead, he snuggled closer to SMG4, feeling his heart swell with warmth as he listened to the gentle sound of his laughter. In that moment, surrounded by the softness of SMG4's embrace, SMG3 felt truly content.

(Forgive me idk how to write gay people WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 😭😭 bare with me here, some personal issues cause me to fail at writing good so correct me of any mistakes this whole drabble prob dont make any sense LOL)