The Interconnected Journey: The land beyond the doors

Meeting the murder drones

I woke up from my trance, staring, at the big, metal door before me, it had seen better days so I shouted, "Dad! Can I go outside to repair the main door please?" "Sure!" Khan said, tossing me the card, I opened the door and fixed it with my powers on the way out. Now it was time to do what I really came out here to do, to go to that pod that supposedly housed this sections 3 main murder drones, dunno their names but they cant be to dangerous, I said as I walked to the pod and noticed it was open, dumbasses left their pod open, I thought before spotting a sofa and going to sleep on it.
Timeskip bought to you by yeet bullying R
I was awoken by the sound of 3 drones landing, they're back, welp time to use my words to get my way outa this situation I thought to myself as the door opened and 3 drones stepped inside, one tall male, one medium sized female who was holding a workers head and another medium sized female with pigtails. "Uhhhhh J" N said nudging her shoulder, "What useless b-" she then noticed me "WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!" She said getting her arm into minigun mode. I calmly got up and walked over to her. "Greetings, I'm king, pleasure to meet you m'lady" I said offering her my hand. She blushed a little and slapped it away, not even noticing that I was a worker.
"Anyways I came to talk to you guys about the possibility of me joining your squad" I said looking at N. "Huh? Why are you looking at me, J's the squad leader!" He said confused, I chuckled a little before responding, "That hats a pilot hat yah goof, which means by default, your the leader, so, may I join? I may be a worker, but I have a few tricks up my sleeve. "Oh yeah, like whst?" V said as I walked towards her, I then whispered something into her ear as the other 2 noticed her start to madly blush and a few drops were heard coming from her [NOPE] area, while she was distracted I activated my powers and crushed her head. "And that, is what im capable of" I said before healing V. "Ok, ok,you can join the 3 said, N smiling, V looking at me and then the bedrooms nearby and J looking quite happy, "I only have 1 request" I said, "Do not kill Khan Doorman or Doll, Khan is my dad and Doll is my BFF" "ok!" N said.
"Welp, lets start the hunt, I said as I summoned a object freeze glitch that worked as a sudo-flight. "This'll be fun" I thought aloud, smiling.