THE ULTIMATE COCKBLOCK

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"But first" Crimson lifted his arms into the air, As his arms sent red pulses across the planet, waves of energy if you would. We then cut to J on top of E, as they get ready to do the deed one of the waves passes over them. "Huh, suddenly I don't feel horny anymore" J stated as she got off E. "Same here" E said.
We then cut back to Crimson who lowers his arms. "Got a good bit of lust from that, so I should be around half your level of strength now King" Crimson said as he started walking away. "Oh yeah thats my only unique ability, I can absorb lust on a planetary scale and turn it into power, magical abilities, and really whatever the hell I want" he said as he walked out, being greeted by the sight of an angry E and J. "OI YOU!" E shouted, clearly angry that he had been interupted. "Hm?" Crimson looked over at the drone. "ARE YOU THE ONE WHO SENT OUT THOSE WAVES?! WE WERE JUST ABOUT TO GET FREAKY!" He shouted as he prepared to punch Crimson. "Oh so it's your power I mostly absorbed, thanks for that" Crimson smirked as E threw a punch. "YOU BASTARD, I'LL KILL YOU!" E shouted as Crimson sidestepped his punch and delivered a punch to E's gut. E in response activated his hypnosis. "NOPE!" Crimson shouted, rushing at E and punching him square in the face before he got a chance to fully activate his powers. Crimson then felt a surging pain in his back as J's shot connected with him. "YOU BITCH!" Crimson shouted, rushing at J and roundhouse kicking her in the face, quickly jumping over the charging E that would've hit him had he not dodged. "READY TO GIVE UP?!" Crimson shouted at thr 2 drones who layed ontop of eachother. He assumed that them flying away after he said that was a yes, so he went back inside after they had left. "Shit-" Crimson said as he realised how much damage J's shot had done to him. "FUCKING ALREADY?!" Prime shouted as he ran towards Crimson and started rebuilding the damaged parts. "No some dude and his girlfreind were waiting outside, he was pretty mad cuz i'd interupted his freaky times by absorbing all the lust" Crimson said as King walked in. "He also had some sort of hypnosis power?" Crimson said as King realised who had attacked him. "That was E then, and J, E is an absolute simp, same as his creator" King said staring at the 4th wall. "He also is an absolute fucking rat, who treated me, Uzi, and N like shit causing us to be treated like villians which we eventually accepted" King said with the hatred in his voice on full display. "Im gonna fucking kill him once I absorb more lust" Crimson said angrily as he got up, His wounds fully repaired by Prime. "Im heading out now, cya" Crimson said as he walked away, towards what looked to be rising smoke. "Imma have some fun" he thought as he walked.

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