I Dare You // Larry AU

Chapter Four.

A/N; this chapter is kinda shit?

Louis has been freaking out for the past twenty minutes. 

He went into school, all was normal. All was well. All was absolutely fine.

Except, it really, really fucking wasn't.

Everyone knows he's now step-brothers with the antichrist, so he's got nothing but commiserations or jeers all day. 

Harry has, of course, thrived on the attention, loudly telling everyone who'll listen lies about Louis, which is just stupid. 

Another downside is the amount of girls asking him to give Harry their number, which is weird, considering Harry is very openly gay. 

But, all in all, it was torture, especially because he had to drive Harry to and from school, and give the stupid fucker his number.

Ew.

Luckily, Harry hadn't told anyone about them sleeping together (twice), not even his best friend Niall. Yes, he had briefly wondered why Harry hadn't, but he just decided to stop dwelling in order to not jinx it.

Harry seemed to think it acceptable to flirt the entire way home, which was incredibly irritating, actually.

"Just fucking shut up, Harry. Please." Louis finally groans, just as they pull in to the driveway. "You're doing me head in."

Harry chuckles to himself and skips indoors, Louis following closely behind. Until Harry locks him out. Hence the mini-breakdown. He doesn't exactly know why he's freaking out, but he is... He feels like Harry's one-upped him, and Louis was on edge anyway due to the potential incest situation. (god, he really fucking needs to figure that out, but how?)

***

It continues like that for a few days until Louis' dare finally presents itself, in the form of the school hiring the local swimming pool for the younger students. He'd overheard Niall and Harry talking about when Harry had scared the crap out of a bunch of people by skinny dipping at the beach once, so of course Louis had to insert himself into the conversation.

"Harold!" He yells, walking over. Harry tenses, obviously aware of what Louis' planning. "I dare you to skinny dip in the pool."

Harry groans, and Niall glances between them. "Dare? Since when has this started again?"

Everyone in the study room is now looking at them, all with varying degrees of interest. Harry just looks embarrassed. "I... Um, dared him to flash our elderly neighbour yesterday. So, uh, dare wars is back."

"Why didn't you tell me?"

"Because I thought Louis was too much of a pussy to continue again." Harry sneers, but Louis just scoffs.

"You forget that I won last time, Harold." He says. "Anyway, do you accept or not?"

"I accept." Harry says determinedly. 

***

And, sure enough, a video went around the secret school TikTok account an hour later of Harry cannonballing into the pool (which was filled with thirteen year olds) stark naked bar a ski mask. He'd ran out a minute later, and according to the video had not yet faced any consequences. Which was unfortunate.

The stakes for the dares were often things that could get them in deep trouble, and it was also a rule that if they got caught for anything they automatically lost. Louis himself had come close few times, but had always managed to wiggle out of a bad situation. Harry had come even closer, but had somehow managed to argue with irrefutable evidence, and had walked away with no bother. 

It was immensely irritating. Just. Grrrrr. 

So, now Louis had to sit in wait, forever thankful of the 'no repeating a dare' rule. He never has to fuck Harry again.

Well, there's like a 70% chance that he's not ever going to have sex again.

And, then, suddenly, it comes to him. An epiphany, if you will.

How to get Harry off his back and away from his dick.

Honestly, Louis doesn't know how he didn't see it before. The solution was really just right in front of his very eyes, waiting for him to wake up and smell the coffee... Or whatever the phrase is. Honestly, he isn't too sure. It's too old person, or 'quirky' coffee shop for his liking.

It's a genuis plan.

He needs to find out who the guy Harry likes it; with a matter of urgency, and get them together.

It shouldn't be too difficult, right? Harry's conventionally attractive, and while Louis can't stand the fucker, he's certainly not an awful person who kicks puppies and spits on small children. And there's an abundance of hot gay guys at their school, so he's not exactly stuck for choice. 

Louis just has to figure it out. 

Once Harry lets him inside his own house.

Which reminds him, he should really get a lock for his bedroom door. Best way of avoiding putting his dick anywhere near Harry's ass.

He can't have sex with Harry again. He just fucking can't.

Louis stands, loudly pounding on the door until Harry's silhouette appears through the small window.

"C'mon, Harry! Let me fucking in!" He yells, still banging on the door. "It's my fucking house, you twat, for fucks sake!"

"Is your name on the lease?" The curly haired wanker calls back, making Louis kick the door in rage.

"Harry, please." He sighs. "I'm fucking freezing me balls off out here. Treat me like shit all you want, but I just want to fucking go inside. I really fucking need to piss."

Harry stays silent for a moment, disappearing for a split second then coming back, cracking the door open but leaving the chain on so Louis can't barge past the fucking frog mouthed arsehole and on into the house. 

Sigh.

"If I let you in will you have sex with me?" He asks, somehow managing to sound like a cocky bastard whilst saying the singular most creepy, horrific thing Louis has ever fucking heard in his entire bloody life.

"Are you fucking joking?" Louis asks, scoffing and trying to undo the chain, the cunt just slapping his hand away.

"Yes, Louis. I am." Harry says. "It's either come inside and fuck me or sleep in that bush all night. You chose."

"There's something seriously wrong with you." Louis huffs. "Like, you need serious mental help. Do you want me to refer you to the school counsellor? She's here to help, Harry."

"I mean it Louis." Harry tells him, unrelenting in his mission to drive Louis to an early grave. "So, are you coming inside to fuck me?"

"Fine."