It year 1890 and stupid bitch boy Jonney Joestar find God with cool bestie Gyro and Chester Cheeto. Funny Valentine is President but these three HATE him because uhm they vote Speedwagon President but not Johnny because he is a fucking bitch and his dad hates him. Johnny had "Mad Hoes" but lost them because he is stupid (Guro on horse) "Hey Johnny why you want corpse?" Asked asked soo kindly "yeah" say Chester Cheeto "Because I want stand so I can stand up and get Mad Hoes OBVIOUSLY!" Said Johnny sounding VERY mean and full of hate "that's selfish and stupid" say Gyro because he is not a high school drop out boy like Johnny "Yeah man" respond Chester Cheeto very cooly. Chester Cheeto had a stand called 『Flamin' Hot Diss Track 』 like the Cheeto song for doreto and Gyro spin balls and throw hard but Johnny had nothing.
"Okay we make it to Kansas City!" Say Gyro but Johnny is too busy pouting like the stupid idiot he is then Hot Pant appear because she is my favorite. "Hey Johnny! You Whore you sexual harass me and that's not cool and a sin!" Say Hot Pants sad and hurt because she is a woman of God. Diego appear from corner because Hot Pants is his friend now "I'll save you Johnny!" Yelled Chester Cheeto "Flamin' Hot Diss Track!" Chester's stand was a large flaming hit Cheeto in the shape of Chester. His stand set the forest on fire but it didn't save Johnny. Everyone ended up beating Johnny because nobody loves him
So becaus Johnny got hit soooooo much he Died no more part 8 or 9 then he goes to hell I think and bear ate him
