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Sophie: Okay, so I'm gonna say a name, and you have to sing the first song that comes to mind

Keefe: Okay!

Sophie: Biana

Keefe: I'm a barbie girl! In a barbie WoOoOoOrld!!

Sophie: Grady

Keefe: I remember you were standin at the back door, and I'm just sayin I'm just sayin good byYe! Good bYe!

Sophie: *laughs*

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*if the gang was on Earth*

Sophie: *nose in a book*

Keefe: *selfie**selfie**selfie*

Tam: *is goth*

Fitz: *destroying things in anger*

Biana: *at the mall everyday all day* *maxes out her 20 credit cards*

Dex: *working for Apple, Windows, and Microsoft* *is a billionaire*

Grady and Edaline: *are zookeepers in San Francisco*

Alden: *is president*

Bronte: *has set world record for snarkiest person on Earth*

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Councillor Bronte: Look, Sophie I'm sorry I  Inflicted on you

Sophie: It's okay

Bronte: No, it's not okay.

Sophie: Yeah, it is.

Bronte: *grows angry* No, it's Not!

Sophie: Yeah, it is!

Bronte: *Inflicts her*

Sophie: Dude.

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