Chapter 1

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Author's note: 5/20/2023- came back to fix some spelling mistakes in all chapters, mainly some missed punctuation.

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It was a lovely evening in the mushroom kingdom, the old showgrounds was full of life with the Smg4 crew. Sakio and Kazio were jamming out, Mario, Meggy, Tari, Boopkins, and Bob were playing super smash each other in the ass brothers, Luigi was tending to some wildflowers, and Melony was sleeping as usual.

The meme guardian was inside the Rv with his ex-rival turned friend Smg3. "Hey, thanks again for helping me the past couple of weeks. It really means a lot to me..." Four confessed. He looked away from Three, trying to hide his blush.

Three scoffed. "Baka, you tried to black mail me with my internet search history! How did you even get that anyways?" Three looked away, feeling own his heartbeat speed up.

Four started to giggle. "A good magician never tells his secret." He stated winking. Three groaned and rolled his eyes. Four sighed, the blush on his face growing. "You mean a lot to me."

Three perked up when Four said that. "You do?"

"Yeah, I-"

A loud crash was heard outside. "He fucking cheated!!!" It was Mario. Of course.

"Oh YeAh? WeLl NeXt tImE DoN't MeSs WiTh BoB, BiTcH!" Bob taunted back.

Four let out a tired sigh. "I should probably go check on them." He was so close.

Three looked at his phone, checking the time "Yeah." he said. "I'm going home for the night, I have to feed Eggdog." He summoned a portal to the graveyard. "Later, loser." Just like that, he was gone.

"Dammit." Smg4 muttered under his breath.

Another crash was heard outside. Oh, right Mario! "Hey! What the hell is going on?" Four looked upon the sight of Meggy holding back Mario, who holding back Sakio failing her hammer around, Tari hiding behind the T.V, Boopkins on the ground, Bob using poor Luigi as bait and Melony and Kazio trying to break up the fight.

"Mario got mad at Bob for cheating. Which lead an argument of Bob trying to throw his controller at Mario but, instead he hit Sakio. Hopefully you can peace the rest from there." Meggy's voice was strained and exhausted from holding back her friends.

Four had enough of this. "Okay, break it up guys!" Although, maybe walking towards the fight was a bad idea because the next thing, he knew Smg4 felt his face get squished.

Sakio yelped. "Smg4 are you okay?!"

Four shook his head back into place. "I'm fine, just tired." He sighed. "It's getting late, maybe it's best for you all to go home." Everyone else looked at each other nodding their heads in agreement. Next thing Four knew everyone was heading home, except for one.

"Smg4?" Four turned around to see Mario with a sad look on his face. "Did Mario do something wrong?" Four felt guilty.

"No Mario, you didn't do anything wrong. I-" He paused, should he really be telling Mario this? Four looked back up to still see Mario looking sad and concerned. He sighed. "It was unfortunate timing, as I was trying confess to Three."

"Well now Mario feels even more guilty!" The red plumber shouted.

Smg4 looked at him confused. "What do mean?"

"It's kind of not hard to see you have a crush on him." Mario shrugged at that comment.

"I think this is the first time you didn't immediately make fun of me and called me gay." Four spoke, recalling all the times he and Three had to hold hands for meme guardian stuff, just for Mario to immediately call them gay.

Mario looked at Four worried. "You know Mario is joking right?" he asked.

"Honestly sometimes it's hard to tell with you." Four confessed.

The red plumber eyes lit up with an idea. "Oh, I know! What if Mario helps you confess to Smg3?" The meme guardian looked horrified.

"WHAT!?!"

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