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"How... In the ever-colorful fuck... Do puppets... EAT?"
────────────────────────── ✒In Which, an old soul woke up in the body of a smol, apple-loving, fabulous yet smug-looking, sapphire-colored, cinnamon roll-style-haired, no-nosed, yellow 'skinned' puppet. ──────────────────────────
"BANG! BANG! BANG!"
"Don't worry, Home. I'm not going to open myself up to see if I'm made of fabric and cotton or flesh and bones,"
"Squeeeeak-"
"In fact, I'm just ganna cut a tiny incision on my finger so that-"
"BANGBANGBANGBANG!!!"
"Geez. Such aggressive banging. Calm yo nonexistent tits, my Homey."
────────────────────────── ✒And, to their discomfiture, inadvertently caught the eyes of the ones they met in their path to appease their ever-present boredom (and search for a quick or painless alternative to have their life privileges PERMANENTLY revoked). ──────────────────────────
"Hopefully she didn't see me-"
"Oh! Hi new neighbor!"
"Fuck."
────────────────────────── ✒Whilst making sure as to not accidentally give a literal living, BREATHING, house a goddamn headache and heart attack. ──────────────────────────
"What? SHOWER?... Puppets DO those?"
"Bang!"
"Oh... So, uh... Do I just USE the washing machine to WASH myself or?-"
"BANG! BANG! SQUEEEAK!"
"Wait... There's an ACTUAL shower?"
────────────────────────── ✒Something that they, unfortunately, failed to do so. ──────────────────────────
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✒ English isn't my first lingo so expect to be confused and or disappointed.
✒ Book contains curses and innuendos, so be warned. (Courtesies to those certain individuals.)
✒ Crackhead of an MC.
✒ MC saying/doing weird, stupid, and chaotic stuff to appease their ever-increasing boredom.
✒ Possible cringe.
✒ The Memes.
✒ Mc ignoring and saying 'Fuck you!' to logic, physics, and possibly everything.
✒ The Author trying and failing to be punny.
✒ Mc having -64920 self-preservation.
✒ Them sweet and lovely Fluffs.
✒ Possible inaccurate personalities and stuff to fit the story. (Canon? Who that?)
✒ Them FEELS.
✒ Some creepy/questionable/disturbing stuff and moments.
✒ Broken/Dark Humor.
✒ Slowass updates.
✒ Half-crack and half-serious story.
✒ More would be added (when necessary).
────────────────────────── 🖋️NOTE🖋️ ────────────────────────── ✒ For a more smooth and high quality 'Wally On The Phone' gif, copy and paste this link in ur search bar: https://tenor.com/view/welcome-home-wally-darling-wally-welcome-home-puppet-show-arg-gif-7411277308424889652
