"i bet you can't even hurt an ant."
"i'd slap you but that would be animal abuse."
- in which y/n got added into the bllk group chat by ego to tame horny soccer teens but ends up riling them up instead
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concentration camp 8:46 pm
xxx-xxx-xxxx was added to the chat
isagi what
xxx-xxx-xxxx YOYOYOYO
igarashi who are you and why are you trespassing on private chats LEAVE NOW.
bachira oh new friend! hi there 🐥
xxx-xxx-xxxx hi! chill bro it's not like i want to be here either i was blackmailed
isagi umm by who?
xxx-xxx-xxxx by a bob cut slenderman to keep you guys at your best behaviour so that i can earn some cash to buy me a sae body pillow
igarashi what how do you even know ego and why sae when you can have me 😉
xxx-xxx-xxxx who tf even are you 😐 im his cousin btw
bachira YOU'RE EGO'S COUSIN? 😲
kunigami so ego's bribing you to subjugate us
xxx-xxx-xxxx too complex to understand that word but the point is im your master and you are all my slaves so listen to my commands or i will hurt you
jingo HAH WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE TO TALK TO US LIKE THAT
igarashi PSH i bet you can't even hurt a fly
xxx-xxx-xxxx i'd slap you but that would be called animal abuse
bachira SOMEONE JUST GOT ROASTED MAYBE THAT'S WHY ALL YOUR HAIR IS GONE
isagi guys be nice since we are going to be together for a while what is your name anyway?
xxx-xxx-xxxx im y/n but you can just call me n/n :)
bachira N/N IS SUCH A CUTE NAME
isagi hi y/n! hope we get along well :D
kunigami hi y/n
chigiri hi
nagi :x
reo hey
hiori hi n/n ☺️
kurona 👋
niko hello
igarashi y/n are you a girl perhaps
y/n hi everyone 🥰 and no im a qualified alpha wolf that will do anything for that sae body pillow
shidou OH A SAE FAN? WELL HELLO THERE
y/n where tf did you spawn from AND YES I FUCKING LOVE SAE WITH MY ENTIRE SOUL HE CAN TAKE MY BABIES AND DO WHATEVER HE WANTS WITH ME IDC MM YES DADDY
bachira CODE RED CODE RED SHE SAID THE FORBIDDEN WORD
shidou i found love. @rin @rin @rin @rin
rin what do you want bug ... i found an enemy.
y/n someone explain
isagi so um you see rin and *** are biological brothers but he hates him a lot because of some sibling trauma issue
rin he ruined my life
y/n aw man that must suck but he's a blessing to the eye though
rin no
rin is offline
y/n oh okay :(
isagi don't worry about it it's just a phase
rin is online
rin it's not a phase.
rin is offline
y/n alright...
nagi y/n do you play any games
y/n OFC I PLAY ALMOST EVERYTHING GENSHIN ROBLOX VAL FORTNITE YOU NAME IT
nagi reo i just fell in love
reo wtf STAY AWAY FROM NAGI
y/n ... gay WAIT NAGI DM ME FOR ID!!!
nagi one step ahead of you
reo WHAT
y/n skill issue 🥱 ANYWAYS it's getting a bit late and according to my stupid cousin, you guys have training really early tmr so please rest early! i will text you guys later 🙃
isagi i think the rest have already gone to sleep so i will wish this on the behalf of them goodnight y/n :)
bachira NIGHT N/N SWEET DREAMS 💕
nagi gn 😴
reo i will haunt you in your nightmares if you don't stay away from nagi
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[a/n: this is my first time writing a chatfic and i hope i don't screw this up 😔 but here's the big question though - rin or sae :o]
