#15 | SANTA OR REO

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concentration camp
12:11 am

bachira
do you guys think santa is real

karasu
it's midnight in july
why are you thinking about santa

bachira
because i want cookies ☹️

isagi
then get some at the store??

shidou
santa stole my favorite pair of boxers

isagi
then get a new one??

shidou
you think i can get a limited edition of sperm patterned boxers anywhere

y/n
why did you use the actual word you mf
you could have censored it

isagi
right

shidou
what can i possibly censor it to 💀

y/n
daddy sauce

bachira
wank paste

eita
high fructose porn syrup

kurona
monkey juice

nagi
penis colada

isagi
children
i'm talking to a bunch of kids

shidou
told you not to censor it lover boy

isagi
😐
please don't call me that

reo
who needs santa when you have money 🥱

y/n
does that mean you're going to be our santa now?

bachira
OH COOL
IN THAT CASE
I WANT A PS5

rin
i want a bugatti so i can run over my brother with it

yukimiya
i would love a new pair of sport glasses 😄

niko
i want a broccoli plushie

kunigami
i would like a taylor swift ticket

kurona
i want a new toothbrush
i don't know why but the bristles keep falling out :/

aryu
i want a doja cat ticket

nagi
reo i need pb&j spread

chigiri
can't you just head down to the convenience store and get one jar

nagi
it's a hasle
i'm falign aslep

nagi is offline

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