☆ 𝐌𝐲 𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐧 ★ 𝐬𝐩

This is only the beginning...

✰ 𝐊𝐲𝐥𝐞'𝐬 𝐩𝐨𝐯 ✰
        "Dude, I'm so happy summers here" I expressed, walking out of our last class. As Kenny rapidly shakes his head. "You know what we should do guys" Kenny said with a smirk on his face, "Kenny we are not going to watch porn with you" Cartman sighed, as Kenny whined. "We should go hang at the beach and be like those hot surfer dudes!" Butters said.

We all stopped walking and looked at him, "no that's gay" Cartman laughed, me and Kenny just looked at him, "its not gay" Craig said. "I heard people say they made tons of cash from this one beach" Clyde chimed in, "well you guys have my number, just text me the plan and I'll think about it" I said walking away from the forming crowd. "Alright bye Kyle" Kenny replied. 'What to do" I thought, putting my headphones on.

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While I was walking home I chose to stop at a convenience store. 'What was it mom asked me to grab' I thought, walking back and forth for about 10 minutes I just gave up.
"Hey Siri, FaceTime mom" I whispered looking around.
"Would you like to make a FaceTime to 'Kyles moms a bitch'
"What the fuck, when did he get a hold of my phone" I said pissed "Yes" I said annoyed.
"FaceTiming 'kyles moms a bitch'
brrrm, brrrm brr-
Sheila: Hello?
Kyle: Hi mom
Sheila: Oh bubbie, what you need?
Kyle: What did you want from the store?
Sheila: Oh I don't think I need anything from the store anymore Kyle.
Kyle: Are you sure? Cause I'm already here.
Sheila: Yes Kyle I don't need anything I had your father run out and get it.
Kyle: okay mom, I'll be home soon then.
Sheila: okay be safe bubbie! Love you
Kyle: bye mom
*call ends*

Well I'll just buy something. I bought a soda and chips, as I walked outside I got hit with a massive wave of heat. "What the fuck, It wasn't even that hot earlier!?" I said shocked. Im going to the fucking beach tomorrow.

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'Fuck I'm home finally' I sighed reaching into my pockets to grab my keys, unlocking the door i hear laughter. 'weird, I didn't know mom was gonna have guest over' I opened the door to see him. "Oh hell no" I said, "kyeel your mom invited me over" he said with a smirk "oh mrs broflovski, tell me more about the jews" I walked over to him, "Mom, Cartmans overstaying his visit time, he needs to go" I replied grabbing his the back of his shirt forcing him to stand up. "Bye mrs broflovski, thank you for the information" cartman said as I shoved him out the door.

"Now bubbie why would you do that, your little friend here wanted to know more about jews" she said, "Little? More like Fatass wanted to spread more lies about me." I exclaimed. "Now I don't think he would do that he was such a sweetheart" she replied getting up and heading to the kitchen. I groaned, "mom I'm going to the beach tomorrow!" I yelled, "bubbie I thought you hated the beach?" She asked as I was walking up the stairs. "I do, it's just I need somewhere to cool off its way to hot" I said. "Okay have fun and don't say out to late" she replied. I was still pissed off at the fact that she let Cartman in the house when she knows. "God How is she so fucking blind" I question myself, cartmans been the same asshole since we were kids. I would've thought he'd grow up since we are 17, and almost on our last year of high school. But no he's just fucking acting like a child all over again.

I got lost in thought when I heard Ike talking to someone, I walked up to his door trying to hear what he was saying. "Firkle stop your gonna leave a hickie" Ike moaned. My jaw dropped as I heard what he said, I turned around and ran for my room. "What the fuck was that!? " I whispered to myself, maybe if I just fall asleep I can forget that even happened. I threw my backpack in the corner of the room, taking off my shoes and putting my home clothes on. I climbed into bed putting my glasses on my nightstand.

I'll just sleep and forget that even happened...
I laid in bed for what seemed like forever, I couldn't sleep with what just happened. How the hell did he end up getting someone and I can't even talk to girl without feeling weird about it.. 'just count sheeps and you'll fall asleep' I mumbled. After counting 37 sheeps, my eyes started feeling heavy and I finally fell asleep.

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Hi! This is the author obviously, but this would be my first time writing a sp style book. I have very bad grammar and punctuation, so please excuse how bad this story is! Anyways this is a Merman Au and stuff, I'm sorry if this is boring but this was just a thought that went through my head and I wanted to write it down :) anyways I hope you will enjoy this horribly written book!
Word count: 881 words