The Substitute Teacher Mr Garvey & The Classroom of the Multiverse

Chapter 1

A/N: This is based on the Key & Peele Skits. Seeing the Paramount Plus Ad of Keegan Michael-Key doing it with different characters inspired me to come up with this one. Their skits are awesome! Check them out on Youtube!

A teacher walks in with a white dress shirt and brown tie with short black stripes. The class quiets down.

"Alright y'all good morning!"

"Good morning!" Several people called out.

"My name is Mr. Garvey, and I'll be substituting for your teacher today." The teacher said. "From what I've been told, this is uh... some sort of mixed class right? Like you learn different subjects and what not? Can uh, anybody confirm that?"

"Yes, Mr. Garvey, that is exactly how it is." Weiss Schnee said.

"Alright. Thank you." Mr. Garvey said, putting his clipboard down and writing down his name on the blackboard.

"Okay. Your teacher has told me that everything you need is supposed to be with you on paper. But if you do not have it on paper, he said it is online, so you can go ahead and use your computers too if you need to. He said somethin' about scrolls for some of y'all, but I don't know how that works. Like we're in the 19th century or some movie or somethin' but whatever. But before y'all get started, let me take role first." He said, picking up the clipboard.

"Now let me say this before I start. I've been teaching for 20 years in the inner city. So don't think about tryin' nothin' with me. Y'all understand?"

Some students responded to show their understanding, while others didn't.

"Okay. Let's uh get this role taken care of." Mr. Garvey said before looking on the clipboard.

"Let's see here." He said, looking on the clipboard.

"A dam! Is A dam here?" Everyone looks around.

"A dam?" No response.

"No A dam? Okay." Mr. Garvey said, about to mark them absent.

"Um, sir?" A boy with gingered colored hair, a yellow t-shirt, and dark green cargo pants with freckles on his cheeks said, raising his hand.

"Yes, sir?" Mr. Garvey said.

"Do you mean Adam?" Adam Lyon asked.

"What's it to you? Is this you?"

"Yes, sir." Adam said.

"Well, why didn't you answer when I first called your name? Too busy talkin'?"

"Uh, no sir! It's just that you said my name wrong so I didn't know you were talking about me." Adam said.

"I said your name right! Ly on seems like the perfect last name to you. You seem to like to lie! Gonna keep an eye on you. You look like you trouble." Mr. Garvey said before looking down at the clipboard again. "All right, who's next. Balake? Where's Balake?"

"No Balake today?"

"Uh Blake, I think he's talking about you." Yang whispered to the Faunus.

"Um, Mr. Garvey sir?" Blake said, raising her hand.

"Yes ma'am?"

"Do you mean Blake?"

Mr. Garvey sighs before trying not to aggressively drop the clipboard.

"Look now, we not about to do this."

"Do what?"

"'Do what'?" Mr. Garvey said, imitating her. "That right there! That attitude! We not about to do this! Don't think 'cause you got them cute little 'cat ears' that you can do whatever the hell you want or say whatever you want to say around here! Because I'm for real! I'm for real!"