1. INTRO

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Gay Lussac was proud of his theory.

Gay Lussac was not, however, proud of his name.

But he couldn't help but question every thing about himself as he crossed the road on the way to the Board of Adults for Leisurely Learning Science (also known as BALLS). He wondered when the last time was that he laid his eyes on a girl and truly felt something. He wondered if he ever did. He had to have at some point. Right?







WRONG

u little shits better be grateful

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