1 .Shakes: *Stubs his toe* FUCK!
Elli: Mind your language!
Shakes: What else am I supposed to say, "Woe is I"???
Elli:
Shakes: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes
2 . Shakes: You're right.
Elli: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?
3. Shakes: Which is correct, seven and five IS thirteen, or seven and five ARE thirteen?
Elli: Neither.
Elli: Because it's twelve.
bonus 4.
El matador: I know you love him.
Elli: I am not in love with Shakes!
El matador, staring at Elli: I never said who...
Elli: *realizes*
Elli: Well, anyways-
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supa strikas incorrect quotes
Fanfictionalright new abomination required ps the cover don't make sense I know
