CANDY

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by Chakiboy321

by Chakiboy321

1. Elli buying the whole stoke of nock off Jolly Ranchers and stuffing them in a boil

SHakes: what are you doing

Elli: oh i punched skarra and i feel bad and he really likes these candies god knows why so I'm putting them in a boil for him

SHakes: aww that's sweet wait a sec you never feel bad for punching someone

Elli:shakes you idiot I'm going to go up to him and stuff them in my mouth in front of him and not share

SHAkes: YOURE A GENIUS can I help

2. shakes: Guys, my friend here is bilingual.

tiger: Yes.

shakes: Which means he like both boys and girls.

tiger: Ye- wait, what-

north shaw: shakes, that's not what bilingual means-

shakes: Shhh, it's okay tiger. I still love you, man.

tiger & north shaw: ...

shakes: BUT NOT LIKE THAT-

3. coach: Why is Vince crying on the floor?

shakes: he took one of those 'What person are you?' quizzes.

coach: And?

shakes: he got skarra.

coach: now that is truly unfortunate

skarra: I know