Hol Horse was tired. The Cowboy had very little sleep due to David Bowie trying to steal his hands and selling them to the black market. Now he woke up at nine am with bags in his eyes, quite dehydrated with no Swedish fish. Hol Horse thought it was horrible.
"Yesterday sucked." The Cowboy said, lying down on the edge of the bed. "I need to do.." Before Hol Horse finished his sentence, he pass out. He fell asleep.
Suddenly a portal appeared. Followed by a demonic hand. It went to Hol Horse's shoulder. It then started poking it.
"Hol Horse. Wake up." RED said. RED wanted The Cowboy to wake up because Hol Horse had some jobs.
The smell of drywall and the sound of the hell beast's poking still did not do anything to the resting cowboy.
"HOL HORSE WAKE UP!" RED yelled. By this point, the spider beast crawled into the bed from hell. He made his body smaller to fit in the room. He crawled and rested on his side next to the cowboy. His face was covered in disappointment.
"WAKE UP HOL HORSE!" RED yelled.
Suddenly, the cowboy woke up. Look at RED followed by him being scared off the bed, landing his body on the floor.
"OH, GOD! Jeez RED you don't have to scare me like that."
"WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD WAKE UP EARLIER MAN. Anyway, I need you to do a job Hol Horse."
"And what's that? Because I don't wanna kill anybody right now."
"I need you to drive me to Subway to get me a $5 footlong."
Hol Horse looked up at the demon with a weird out face.
"WHAT! You woke me up..... TO BRING YOU TO SUBWAY? WHY CAN'T YOU BRING YOURSELF TO SUBWAY?" The cowboy asked in anger. He had one of the worst nights of his life last night & RED decided to wake him up to bring him into an overrated sub shop.
"IT'S BECAUSE I'M HUNGRY & I need to go because I have no money and we're making a Subway in hell." The spider demon claimed. "And since you're my most trusted friend & servant. I decided. Why not ask you to bring me to my favorite Subway?" The Hell Beast stated.
Hol Horse was surprised that RED, a literal demon who tells him to murder at least once a day is calling him a friend.
"Oh well." Hol Horse said. "I'll go but I need to get ready first."
"OK!" RED yelled.
A few hours later. Hol Horse grabbed his car keys and went to the car. RED opened the front door and somehow sat on the passenger seat. Hol Horse went into the driver's seat after locking the door.
Hol Horse started driving. The nearest Subway was about 20 minutes away from his house and next to the 7/11 and the Joe mama toy shop he drives by every day.
The hell beast started reading a DC comic book where Superman & Subway Jared teamed up. Hol Horse was disgusted by the comic book while driving.
"Where the hell did you find that?" Hol Horse said confused.
"Well, ironically from hell," RED said in a very negative tone. "You see, all of the horrible and trashy content gets sent to hell. As well as every other piece of media ever. But who cares. Are there yet?" RED continued... Making a very cheeky smile at the end of his last sentence
"Ok." Hol Horse replied.
Hol Horse eventually drove to Subway.
The Green restaurant was large. Hol Horse & RED went out of the car and stared at the sub shop.
"Here we are, Subway." Hol Horse stated, pointing at the place. "What an inferior place to Jersey Mike's."
"THAT IS SO UNTRUE! SUBWAY HAS TASTY AND GREAT FOOD!" RED yelled, and a red light appeared in his eye sockets. "And besides. If you don't buy me a $5 footlong. I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL!"
Hol Horse was one second away from pissing his pants. RED scared the crap out of him. So both of them went into the establishment. Hol Horse went into the bathroom while RED waited at the front of the ordering counter.
After Hol Horse took the most horrifying trip to the bathroom in his life he ran in front of the counter. RED is right next to him.
The establishment was filled with people eating subs, chips & cookies around the demon & the cowboy. Nobody noticed RED. His eyes looked directly at them.
Hol Horse stared at the corner to find out that RED is a head taller than the counter. At least in this form.
Hol Horse is horrified at this observation. He was also horrified that nobody is noticing that there was a demon at the counter. Then a voice was heard.
"Welcome to Subway, what would you like to order." The employee said.
"Oh, I would like to get two chocolate chip cookies, a double chocolate chip cookie, large water & a sub sandwich with lettuce, salami, peppers & mozzarella cheese, please." Hol Horse ordered.
"Ok, sir." The employee said.
After a few minutes, the order was made.
Hol Horse handed the sub to RED. Followed by RED opening his mouth. It looked awful. Eventually, it was done. RED put the sandwich in his mouth. Half of it was covered by the face of the hell beast.
Hol Horse then rested his arm on the counter, his other arm in a peace sign for his hand.
"Actually, can I get the same one as RED?" Hol Horse asked.
By this point, RED was fully visible to the people looking on in terror. Screaming was heard around the restaurant as people tried to run.
RED was having none of it. So he opened a portal to hell. Sending all of the customers to their fate.
The portal was closed soon after. The employee pissed himself and said:
"Sure man. You can have that for free. Just don't send me to hell." Followed by the sandwich being handed to Hol Horse.
The employee ran off, being afraid to even change his clothes.
Hol Horse got surprised. His face turned confused.
"What the hell happened?" Hol Horse said in confusion.
"THAT DOES NOT MATTER! YOU MUST KILL THE MURDERER! THE EMPLOYEE IS ESCAPING!" RED yelled in rage.
Hol Horse was shocked and decided to chase the employee.
He ran off. He went outside of the subway and there standing was the employee.
The employee was filling a rifle and was about to shoot Hol Horse.
"STAY AWAY FROM ME!" he yelled at Hol Horse."YOU & YOUR DEMON FRIEND RUINED MY CHANCE OF BEING A GREAT CITIZEN BUT NO! YOU HAD TO BRING ME INTO MURDERING AGAIN!"
Before the employee could say anything Hol Horse summoned his stand the emperor & shot him dead on the spot. As a pool of crimson came out, Hol Horse went back to his car & grabbed his food. He found out that RED was sitting right next to the driver's seat.
"I'm proud of you Hol Horse! You sent the murderer to hell!" RED stated.
Hol Horse just drove back to his house. It was another bad day & he wanted to nap.
"Well, at least they had some great cookies," Hol Horse said, knowing that this was mentally traumatizing.
The end.
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RED & Hol Horse go to Subway
FanfictionHol Horse is forced to go to Subway by his demon friend and boss, RED.
