hehe thanks

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by Lorax_mommy

by Lorax_mommy

Thank you so much MattiNiemi for following me.

hehe I love you. thank you.

enjoy whatever this is

5+5=momm-

uh i mean

just so you know. there is a lot of dark jokes coming here so if you can't take a joke. I suggest you to leave. I found these on the internet.

What does my dad have in common with Nemo?

They both can't be found.

I have a fish that can breakdance! Only for 20 seconds, though, and only once.

When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves and never comes back.

My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him.

My elderly relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying, "You'll be next!" They soon stopped, though, once I started doing the same to them at funerals.

I was at the park the other day when a mother sat down beside me. After a while, she leaned over and asked, "Which one is yours?"
I looked at her and said, "I haven't decided yet."

Doctor: "I have good and bad news."
Patient: "Give me the good news first."
Doctor: "Your test results are back, and you have only two days to live."
Patient: "That's the good news? What's the bad news?"
Doctor: "I've been trying to reach you for two days."

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, just like my grandfather, Not screaming like the passengers in his car.

Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?

A son tells his father, "I have an imaginary girlfriend."
The father sighs and says, "You know, you could do better."
"Thanks, Dad," the son says.
The father shakes his head and goes, "I was talking to your girlfriend."

If you donate one kidney, everybody loves you, and you're a total hero. But donate five, and suddenly everyone is yelling.
Sheesh!

They say there's a person capable of murder in every friendship group.
I suspected it was Author 2, so I killed her before he could cause any harm.

I bet my friend $5 that he would drown in the lake
... It was a bittersweet victory.

Wife: Honey, I'm pregnant
Husband: Hi Pregnant, I'm dad
Wife: No, you're not

enjoy these dark jokes.

also, i sacrificed my google search history. and i might get in trouble. (Im doing this on a school chromebook. hehehe)