Chapter 3: She's not what she seems (lol see what I did there)

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I followed my brother around everywhere, but no matter where they went there was absolutely no evidence she was a zombie, exept for the fact, SHE FUDGEING NEVER BLINKS!


Antlia: Leo I need to talk to you about Norlian.


Leo: isn't she the best. Look at this giant smooch mark she gave me.


he turns his cheek and it is freezing red!


Antlia: AAH!


Leo: ha! gullible! it was just an accident with the leaf blower


Flash back

*Leo puts Norlians face and a leaf lower and accidently turns it on*

Leo: kissing practice!


*leaf blower sucks Leo's face*


leo: AHHH AHHH! Turn it off! Turn it off!


END OF FLASHH BACK


Leo: that was fun


i facepalm.


Antlia: no, Leo listen, I'm trying to tell you Norian is not what she seems.


i pull out the journal


Leo: huh?! You think she might be a vampire. That would be so awesome!


Antlia: guess again brother! Sha bam!


I show one of the pages to Leo that I think has a zombie on it


Leo: AHH!


Lol. Turns out I showed him a picture of the gnomes.


Antlia: oh wait I'm sorry. Sha Bam!


I show how him the page with the zombie.


Leo: a zombie? That is not funny Antlia.


Antlia: I'm not joking! It all adds up! The bleeding, the limping, she never bLinks! Have you noticed that?


Leo: maybe she's blinking when your blinking.


Antlia: Leo, remember what the book said about Gravity Falls. "Trust No. One"


Leo: what about me? Huh? What about me? Why can't you trust me?


Antlia: Leo, shes gonna eat your brain!


Leo: Antlia, listen, Norlian and I are going on a date at five o'clock, and I gonna be dreamy, and she's gonna be adorable,


i tried to cut in as he tried to push me out.


Antlia: but...


Leo: and I'm not gonna let you ruin it with one of your Crazy conspiracies!


he slams the door in my face.


Antlia: I need to do something about this!


Time skip: 5:00


doorbell rings.


Leo: coming!


Leo get to the door. Opens door.


Leo: hey Norian, you look great.


Norian: you too.


Leo: you always know what to say!


So I know this is BASICLY first episode of gravity falls but with different characters. I bet it will change at some point but it might come back! Stay tuned!

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